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I was hungover today, had an important meeting at 2pm, thought I'd be fine. Had to take a back seat in the meeting and let my colleague do all the graft. Hangovers now last many times the few hours of 'pleasure' of being pissed. It's expensive too. £4 for a can of San Miguel last night, fucking Shoreditch wankers. I'll not quit like.

My grandparents are called Pearl and Dean. But I prefer to call them Grandma and Grand-pa pa-pa pa-pa pa pa-paaaa.....

Good on you acca, but you'll NEVER be as right as Leazes.

Goes to show how absolutely terrible the morale was last year. That's what sent us down and I pin all that on the Keegangate, or Xiscogate.

All of our players are non-trophy players.

45,987 - nice guess Stevie!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/ma...st-championship Overlooking the fact we've won both games since the incident or that Hughton is doing a fantastic job or that unless Taylor decides to press charges this is an internal affair. Troutfaced brace-dodging bint.

Get that man a new cravat.

FUCKING LEGEND!

Carroll trying to walk it in there.

That was cracking.

set up a video camera and invite Sarah Green (I know it's the other fucking one) round. see if you can't make some cash out of this?

“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you’ve never met– all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever… if you’re American you’ll go “Fuck the French! Fuck the French, if we hadn’t have saved their ass in two World Wars, they’d be speakin’ German right now!” And you go, “Oh, was that us?” Was that me and you, Tommy, we saved the French? Jesus! I know I blacked out a little after that fourth shot of Jägermeister last night, but I don’t remember… I know we were going through the Wendy’s drive-thru to get one of them “Freschetta” sandwiches that looked so alluring on the commercial, but then we ordered it and realized we had no money, and we had to ditch out before the second window, and those douchebags in line behind us with the bass music probably got our order and we laughed about that. But I don’t remember savin’ the French. At all! I went through the last ten calls on my cell phone and there’s nothin’–incoming or outgoing–to the French, lookin’ for muscle on a project! I checked my pants, there’s no mud stains on the knees from when we were garroting Krauts in the trenches at Verdun. I think “we” didn’t do anything but watch sports bloopers while we got hammered. I think “we” should shut the fuck up!“ Doug Stanhope

have you tried putting the television outside?

spooky http://www.exorcismus.org/first-aid/230-do...eed-an-exorcist

I think 15 mill should be the least Hughton gets. There should also be money from outgoings, tho hopefully they will be Hughtons choices, unless silly money is offered. I would like to hold on to all the good ones and avoid the Waddle Beardsley days but if a silly offer allows some extra money in the kitty then it may be worthwhile. If only we had one player as good as Loony, Quasi or Pelanty.

Lessa? I'm working on finding out.

I'm happy to report wor lass is an extremely rare exception and funny as fuck, one of the funniest people I have ever met, male or female. She however totally agrees with the sentiments expressed above, often bemoaning how shit female comedians are. Maybe I should put her under Fish's fin.

nice one HF, not heard that one. This bloke paints an interesting picture of UK Government and the status quo, despite being a bit of a gobby shady cockney. An interesting stat which hopefully is not portentous; Facebook fans numbers for the leaders of the three main parties Nick 'just call me Nick' Clegg 4,192 Gordon 'slackjaw' Brown 4,404 David 'balls work, sperm dodgy' Cameron 18,437 Now then, facebook may be meaningless to a lot of voters, but that is a fairly large margin. Hopefully this is just the result of a tory media blitz.

Ascanio Sobrero, for the record.

Mind you, I bet him and Rooney could kick a fair few granny's back doors in together.

Reviewing games is kinda cool. Reviewing Pokemon games is, perhaps, suggesting you need to get yoursel some action, game designer or not. Given the often ruthless nature of this site though, good on you for letting people peek at you. And, all the best with the blog and blart.