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I was going to say that.

if Fat Fred was here there'd be talk of a bid for Messi.

123% turn out. Impressive!

Blackpool.

I tried the hat thing, wasn't impressed. My traditional hangover cure is a Muddy Puddle. 50/50 full fat coke and fresh orange juice. Sugar, Vitamin C and Caffeine all help. Having read Gem's comments above I think I might try muddy puddle a la ouef next time. Sans hat.

I'll wait and see what accadacca says.

"He's got Bobby Robson's Aura, Bobby Robson's Aur-aaaaaah" I'd say he's closer to having Ghandi's Chakra tbf.

Sports Direct not Saville Row.

class!!

tyvm

any love coming this way svp?

dogging?

I'm about to experience the Alex Method.

She'll become the dominant one no matter what mate.

I saw someone licking The Sun today.

apparently when my cat miaows twice, it's bemoaning the lack of quality MDMA these days.

you should get yourself on Dragon's Den, though you'd likely get panned.

You'll hate the tories more when she mysteriously loses the baby after the election.

fuckin hell man, you should really push this idea! its GREAT!!! Do it loads in Spain. Usually in or right next to the supermarket, i.e. in the little shops attached to it. Complete with clunge TV? Are you often found in there with your woolly hat on?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...v_1/8595002.stm

The thing is if you are an ordinary bloke, apart from your family, wife/lass etc.. drink is an integral part of a social life. Perhaps it shouldn't be, but I was having this conversation on Saturday, I have good mates who I have seen more on the drink than in a state of sobriety over the last 10 years. Sad admission but true. Unless you're sporty play golf/football and luckily I do etc.. an average Northern lads life revolves round drink if they want a social life. It might just be me like, but meeting one of your mates in a Costa Coffee joint for an Espresso, oh dear. Having said that I suppose we have a few "modern men" on here. I couldln't understand Starbucks etc when they first arrived on the high street. I now occasionally pop in for a drink, but its just to keep me out of the pub really. I often wonder why the likes of Debenhams, House of Fraser etc don't get a little bar tucked in one corner, like a creche for the lads.... 'aye pet you go try on whatever you want'. In fact - the bar could have an video link to the changing rooms so you could make the all important grunts when she's trying stuff on, or just browse other the clunge. Million pound idea that.

Ordered some stuff online the other day & I used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg.