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If I'm up at my dads we always go to the beach with the dog rain or shine, Tynemouth or Seaton Sluice. Couple of pints in the Kings Arms if it's the latter.

No the B&Q about 4 minutes away from my house closed at 11pm actually. first rate reconnaissance Kevin.

All the girls think he's a spy, he's got... Ed Miliband eyes "Ed Milliband Eyes" canofbeans'll sort the remix out!

B&Q closed on Craggy Island at 4.30.

Ye kna it makes sense. Haway KD, just turn the drop outs into champagne, it's what they would have wanted.

these jokes, that avatar, your name; Fist I think you are now the resident porv.

stick with the original pot and put any spare behind the bar?

Big Bird Bukkake FTW.

Beaten at home by Stoke and Blackpool; you can't polish a turd but if hold your nose you might now and then manage to roll it in glitter. Long long winter indeed.

no wonder he's got wood with all that jigglin' Fist.

can we have a jiggling titties thread then?

actually this, along with the username spongebob toonpants.

rivers.

Douglas Adams character?

Tasmania is beautiful in the summer, Wine Glass Bay is stunning as is a lot of the west coast, some amazing remote ancient forests with giant gum trees - Eucalyptus regnans, the largest flowering plant in the world, arguably the largest overall. Tassie Devils are worth a look too, if you can find any without the terrible face cancer. The view from Mount Wellington which broods over Hobart just 15 mins drive away, at 1271 m bigger than anything in England, is pretty impressive. Fantastic kelp forest diving too. Slightly off the beaten track but worth it for an hour or so flight from Melbourne. Tasmanians are friendly and straightforward people too, despite the slagging they're given by mainlanders. Very strong weed also, if you're into that sort of thing.

nay underwire?

This is like tripping, a thread all about attendances and not one Stevie post.

And why? Kashley trying to save money on lawnmowers?

ner-ner ner-ner ner ner ner neeeeeeer.

plus the heat will kill you. It's all about Melbourne for me.

Is now an appropriate time to restate that Michael Mcintyre is fucking wank? Dave Gorman once made me laugh, I'll give him that. But it's always just powerpoint with gags. Mcintyre on the other hand; "some people hoover like this, and, ah ha ha, some people hoover like this!" Audience collapse in fits of laughter. I despair.

2-1 to us.

not tried the Old Tom, but sounds like we have similar taste so I will seek it out. Had some amazing ales when I stayed in Wasdale last month, Great Gable Brewery and Nether Wasdale Brewery - but you can't get the stuff outside of Cumbria.

I got a bit addicted to Champion a few years back when it was 3 bottles for £4 in Tesco. As you will know it's not really the sort of stuff to be having 4 or 5 bottles a night (7.3%)