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2009?!

so speaks a woman Thought I'd get in before the lads. Henda, shed as many tears as you want. You'll never be as bent as Happy Face's compartment thingy. all the best Henda lad.

stilton on toast and a wooly hat

lovely work in here mate!

All the best everyone! I hope you get what you want and we get a better owner!

Following up on the unprecedented success of my Xmas youtube thread, hoy up any NYE 'party' tunes here and I'll play them to the room. Cheesier the better, don't get all cool tonight, you've been cool as fuck all year.

correct. As it seems most others on here are girls blouses that drink nowt but orange juice, your taxi services wouldn't be needed to take them home. What you drinking tonight Leazes? I'm taking it easy with grappa for the first few hours.

I've made these, my first ever pies, 3 different flavours. Pop round if you want one!

Keep the royal family as they are part of the upper class, but continue to flog off everything else of any value to their wealthy mates, so that the rich and privileged can further exploit the proles, like they have for a thousand years. Do you know the tories are planning to sell off ALL of our forests? Clearly not enough of our country in the hands of the entitled upper class already. If you are working class supporting those who have kept you down for generations then you deserve what you get. Happy new year!

find landmines you must.

Always thought she was borderline boiler tbf. Most people were just relieved to see a royal woman who looked better than Nora Batty therefore she was 'hot'.

how much mate? Have seen a few of these advertised half price and am rather tempted

Staying in, quiet one as I just cannot be fucked with the massively overblown bollocks. Will cook another magnificent meal, open a bottle of sancerre and, if she's lucky, get wor lass squealing like a stuck pig. Happy New Year everyone!

should be aye, as long as it's a musos amp and not the one near your telly.

someone get lots of shiny jewellery for xmas?

just fell down the stairs, slipped on the second from top and bounced on my arse down every one thinking 'oh fuck' I seem to be okay, but I've been drinking for 10 hours. wor lass slipped on them last week too. Time to get a bungalow?

HB AA! Get many presents or do the bastards 'roll into one'?

LM and ASM, you going to have a kick about between the trenches tomorrow?

top work HF!

Its pissing me tbh I cant go out because its like a ice rink outside. I'm sitting in on me own drinking tins of carling. Me bird goning out with her workmates later so me mates coming down for a few tins. Then they going into town the twats! I cant incase I fall over again and make me ankle worse. Probably for the best to stay in like.

How's your broken ankle Mick?

Girlfriend just went out to the garage to fill the car. She returned 25 minutes later opened front door and shouts 'is it petrol or diesel?!' Had the car a few years now like, and it's written on the cap.

I want to make an honourable mention for @yourservice who's posts I have enjoyed over the years. Toonpants also makes me laugh a lot. Gem and MM are very funny, but Fist is a worthy winner as he does a good job of being (almost) everyone's mate without compromise, has a consistent and twisted sense of humour and neither takes himself nor the board too seriously. That last comment isn't a slur on all the wankers, by the way.