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Douglas bound to be jealous of anyone who wears shoes tbf.

Top work Fist. IOU will have to do for now, but I'm good for them. Not fair trade, mind.

nay idea Fist, found in Google search for 'corset babe' or similar. Bunch of 'nanas in it for ya if you can find out who.

In order to resume normal service;

Final straw for me if it happens.

7th! Spencer Tunick best be getting himsel' along to Fenwick's window!

I agree it looks a bit like babyshit, perhaps I should consider serving it in a nappy? But it tastes good, low GI (keeps you full until lunch) and less than 200 kcal in a bowl. Of course it helps if you like porridge and Marmite on their own. If you do, open yourself to Felch.

Get a nice lie in to play with yourself though.

Naysayers need to try before they decry.

Marmite porridge is my new favourite breakfast. I may have already made some of you feel unwell sharing that previously, but it is so good it is worth repeating.

Jonas Wayne tbh

is this going gerld yet?

3 months on the ring is making a rod for your own back mate

I might have a go at doing one of these myself tbh. Certain to be better than any of theirs.

SEVEN fucking pages?! No, he is not.

where are you finding these?

that is some team, assuming woody lasts 90 minutes.

Nope. I can if you'd prefer that though?

it was actually in support of people leaving you alone.

What if he only types like that but talks like Brian Sewell? And leave the guy alone.

My response would be working in Sunderland, living in Sunderland or working for Sun FM isn't something they should be admitting to. Fuckin hell it's not like am proud of it, am hurtin a bit, av spoken to people using the words "as good as Tino night" who stayed. Ring the bastads up SMB, have your say.

Leazes and Skidder?