trophyshy

nice

say no more my son, say no more.

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I am so bored. Any suggestions?

Next year it's mum's turn!

gently

fuck me.

just made a Big Salad

Wonder what music makes him cry? The Great Pretender? Puppet on a String? Remember you're a Womble?

Doug Stanhope Signed up on Google Alerts for "Liverpool Murder" so I can fantasize any future brutal murders here are those cunt hecklers.

You complete and utter bastard.

While your correcting him on names, tell him he's Wilson, always will be.

made for you.

seeing as where this thread is heading...I have, on occasion, forced myself on wor lass while we are both asleep. She wakes up being rather aggressively molested, I'm still asleep. Can't recall any of this. I blamed the house poltergeist for taking advantage of both of our bodies whilst I was asleep. She's a bit scared of ghosts so this doesn't really help matters.

ban lengthy, weighty gifs as avatars?

too much booze, more self medication than habit.

I've deleted my PM's I'll gladly chip in if you ever decide to Go Large too.

Possibly one of the major reasons for lack of disclosure, the feared impact of this paradigm shift. www.disclosure.org

gan on then!

I did it until the paramedic arrived, who defibbed him (a truly shocking sight, no pun intended) after which his breathing improved (he had been gasping every 20 seconds or so prior to that) and some rhythm returned to his heart. I don't know if he made it as I walked away once the medics had control, I was with my niece who is 5 and was freaking out a bit so I took her away to comfort her and sort my own head out too. He was breathing when they took him in the ambulance apparently. Fingers crossed he's okay.

Do you know CPR? Would you know what to do if some poor sod had a heart attack next to you? I had the rather traumatic experience on Sunday of seeing some bloke on the ground dying following his heart attack and 5 family members standing around not having a clue what to do. I knew CPR so realised I had to get involved. Apart from the trauma of witnessing someone dying underneath you and shouting at them like that scene from The Abyss my lasting feelings are shock that none of his family, nor any of the several bystanders at the scene before I got there knew what the fuck to do. So I am now taking it upon myself to make sure as many people as possible know how to do it, it's not hard, this video shows you the basics, I know the medics on here might come on and debate the nuances, but basically you need to get their blood moving. Learn it please and if some poor cunt goes down, ACT, so I don't have to fucking do it again. Thanks.

There will be on the 19th of this month. Nice! Whereabouts? In Coloccini's pocket hopefully. In my defence I've just woken up, workshy bastard that I am.

There will be on the 19th of this month. Nice! Whereabouts?