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my souvenir mug arrived today.

no papers = risk. See what it's up to with 5 min left

We owe them everything, bigtime, no mistaking. Each and every one of us should fall at their feet and offer our gawping grateful mouths to their crapulent flaccid cocks, on sight. I pray every night that nothing absolutely tragic and deeply disturbing happens to either of them, as if it did the institution that is Newcastle United would crumble to dust and all we would have is the anguished memory of these two wonderful benevolent men, these saviours of our people, these two brave paragons of honour, principle and competence. These men must be worshipped for the pious, trustworthy and philanthropic Gods that they are.

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'One feels Begbie's a bit of a cunt'

We'll all have been in heaven for a good while anyway before this happens, which is a relief.

onepunch to rule them all

done BM three times, in recent years I've aimed to be less popular as it's a ballache job.

Trance on a guitar

If they don't spend the money in summer he effectively said we could accept they were mendacious cunts. Good enough for me, though my acceptance is genetically ancient already.

And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both. I didn't tell her how steep it was, we were nearly divorced on Day 1. (We went westeast, which isn't as bad , took a big detour south on the return to avoid going back over. ) One bank holiday a couple of years ago I took some Aussie mates up there, it was madness as there were dozens of day trippers AND a cycle race all trying to get through. The top is a serious pinch point and there was an inevitable traffic jam. Literally about twenty cars in each direction from the point, all stuck, and more piling up, surreal up there to be in that situation. A cyclist broke the tension as he struggled past, quoting the old Lilt advert, 'It's totahl gridlock maaaan'.

Fuck off asap and get on the lash apparently.

And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both.

will he fuck like. But call Mr Cynical.

Got married at N Shields registry, photos on the square outside (think it's moved now) reception at The Grand in Tynemouth, no disco, just a good meal and a piss up all afternoon, was about 50-60 guests I think. Still too big imo. Was about £3.5k iirc, in 1997.

Planet of the Apes was justified tbf. Good work Fist.

Savvy couples should save a good wedge by piggy backing on Harry and Kate's do. Free street parties all over, have as many guests as you want.

13th post in calling someone a cunt, a piece of shit and a thick piece of dirt. World renowned for friendliness and warmth, the cheery, comedic people of Merseyside.

if there's no conspiracy, all that's left is incompetence.

he's bright like.

Desperate to beef up Ferguson, CT will be double delighted.

far too much cocksucking going on here like.