trophyshy

gan on then!

I did it until the paramedic arrived, who defibbed him (a truly shocking sight, no pun intended) after which his breathing improved (he had been gasping every 20 seconds or so prior to that) and some rhythm returned to his heart. I don't know if he made it as I walked away once the medics had control, I was with my niece who is 5 and was freaking out a bit so I took her away to comfort her and sort my own head out too. He was breathing when they took him in the ambulance apparently. Fingers crossed he's okay.

Do you know CPR? Would you know what to do if some poor sod had a heart attack next to you? I had the rather traumatic experience on Sunday of seeing some bloke on the ground dying following his heart attack and 5 family members standing around not having a clue what to do. I knew CPR so realised I had to get involved. Apart from the trauma of witnessing someone dying underneath you and shouting at them like that scene from The Abyss my lasting feelings are shock that none of his family, nor any of the several bystanders at the scene before I got there knew what the fuck to do. So I am now taking it upon myself to make sure as many people as possible know how to do it, it's not hard, this video shows you the basics, I know the medics on here might come on and debate the nuances, but basically you need to get their blood moving. Learn it please and if some poor cunt goes down, ACT, so I don't have to fucking do it again. Thanks.

There will be on the 19th of this month. Nice! Whereabouts? In Coloccini's pocket hopefully. In my defence I've just woken up, workshy bastard that I am.

There will be on the 19th of this month. Nice! Whereabouts?

Still no decent Mexican in the toon?

Chum? Aye, Pal if you give me the recipe.

Well said, ban the cameras, problem solved.

As long as you shag them in the showers afterwards.

He's a thickheaded chav, wtf do people expect? Do we put the neck enders on a pedestal just to throw stones at them? We should all be screaming FUCK at how much media obsessing a man such as him receives. That's what is disgraceful. He's not even that good ffs.

nah, he's a miserable git at the best of times He can be a bit flakey, but if you trawl through his posts you'll see he can be a ray of sunshine and will make a good catch one day.

There's a secret forum?

West Ham chief Brady has pop at Newcastle counterpart Llambias 02.04.11 | tribalfootball.com READ MORE NEWS ON: Newcastle United, West Ham United http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/wes...lambias-1545081 West Ham United vice-chairman Karren Brady has had a pop at Newcastle United managing director Derek Llambias. Discussing Toon owner Mike Ashley, Brady wrote in her diary for The Sun: "I can't let one comment from his chief executive Derek Llambias go quietly. "Rubbing his boss with the embrocation of gross flattery, he says: 'Quite honestly, Newcastle United would not be here without him.' Quite honestly, that's rubbish. The club is bigger than him, just as West Ham is bigger than us all. "Newcastle United will exist when Mike Ashley has gone to the great casino in the sky."

He was gonna throw a bottle, he was gonna chuck a can, chuck a can.

anyone on here made kedgeree?

Eye of the Tiger is a mint lovemaking song like. Just the right length and everything, bit of winking at yourself in the mirror, top effort sonna.

Here it is Stevie..

The possibilities there man! Mr. G. Raff Guy Riller Miss L. E. Fant. Mr.Paul Abare Mr.Don Quay Señor R. Madillo Ms.Leigh Murr That won't raise any suspicions at all, go with that one.

pics to prove it?

cheers Tom

I've currently got my original 1977 Star Wars pillowcase in use Great man ! That's livin alright. Now y mention it, I had a duvet set too. Wallpaper was this Quality, you still have the roll?

I've currently got my original 1977 Star Wars pillowcase in use