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Guessing game innit. number 1? Nah. number 2?

Guessing game innit. number 1?

which one Parkster?

Marshall-Baines needs to weigh in here like.

Will you still need me, will you still feed me?

Top Man, obviously.

thick as a whale omelette

You had nout to do with The Beatles or the Grand National or the fucking ferry across the Mersey you complete tit. What you do is take pride in and promote your prowess in physical fighting, very widely accepted by anyone with a brain as the outlook of a scumbag. What you stand for is violence, Liverpool has produced some good stuff, all of which is absolutely fuck all to do with you.

That is horrendous fella, stick to the all sorts!

awesome, going on Friday.

Should be gerld, not sure why it isn't...the Vietnam shot?

I'd ask for a loan.

have a cracking day mate

Reservoir Frogs - The multicoloured amphibians hatch a plan to raid the beavers dam ending disastrously in a French bistro Close Encounters of Turd Kind - Mick and Paddy obsessively make reproductions of Giant's Causeway with each other's faeces. Cockwork Lozenge - A gang of casual rapists invent a sucky sweet that makes their penises find real jobs Stig Crazy - The Stig goes to prison for a crime he did not commit, and somehow Jeremy Clarkson gets anally raped and rabbit punched to death Watership Downs - a naive colony of retarded rabbits embark on a doomed trip round the Isle of Man Crocodile Arbroath - An Australian Saltwater Crocodile causes havoc in a Scottish town when someone accuses him of wearing a puffters hat Driving Miss Marple - A giant golfing robot tees up with the famous detective

FUCK YEAH

Sleeping on your stomach is bad as an adult. Back or side, and if you sleep on your side you must properly fill the gap between your shoulder and your head so your spine is straight. I will schedule a moment's silence for your neck pain while I'm at my Cheryl Alter.

I'm planning a ketamine bender, application pending.

I see Michael Douglas has finally confessed to being bisexual.

Submarine. 7/10, amusing but a little too obsessive about what it is to be 15. Get over it ffs.

You have to smile at the Chronicle, like, you really do. Good old Ronnie Gill isn't known for his ability to dig to find a story, even if one is under Ronnies nose with a huge label wrapped around it saying 'I'm a story' on it. He'll be away as he's ambitious and knows we're a selling club. Thompson will have more clue he's going to Liverpool than Ronnie will even if its just Liverpools intentions to buy him, as a decent bid will see him sold because the club will 'reluctantly sell a player who doesn't want to be here'. He's away, but it won't be Mikes fault. Oh aye, it won't be Mike's fault. When will we all just realise what a kind generous benevolent capitalist exploitative greedy cunt we have at the helm? If we didn't have him then the club would be finished and we'd all have to support Sunderland. So tilt your prayer mats toward Burnham tonight, and while your on your knees showing respect, be a sweetie and lube your butthole for Big Mike and Little Lamb's next round of alacritous mendacity.

The Toon boss (Anal Pardew) told the Chronicle: “There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%. “He’s under contract here until next summer. And we hope to open talks on a new deal as soon as possible. Read More http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u.../#ixzz1JP0v1Lbd That makes it certain then, Jose's away.

Do I get a National Trust discount?

apart from the old dear's dear, what makes it so special Chez?

re. room upgrades Fish - http://www.thetwentydollartrick.com/ If you're only there two nights I'd be surprised if you get any sleep mind.

:razz: @themichaelowen do you even know what humility is, or vainglorious for that matter? cunt