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Mercury Cider, also from Tassie, is a quality drop.

Can you hoy up the cut outs please and I'll have a crack?

Were they on Osama's list?

another for Chez

Cost nothing so Ashley will take £3-5m off Brighton for him, they will probably pay it too.

Nice one, is the cafe in Notts Brock?

Was it that obvious! All veg interchangeable in this dish, as you say - what's in the fridge (onion and mushroom are good foundations though), the subtlety comes from the flavouring. Black olives would be good too. Celeriac is more or less turnip with essence of celery. I love star anise mind, think it is a typecast spice. Gay as that sentence may be.

homosexuality is so shunned in Sunderland these boys should think about moving to Uganda.

Just made this up, delicious and extremely healthy; 15 minute veggie paella. First chop an onion, 3 celery sticks and 10 large mushrooms and place in lightly oiled (spray fry) pan on low heat. Boil the kettle and put a cup full of rice in the bottom of a large plastic dish - a big tupperware type. Add 2 cups boiling water to this and microwave for 6 minutes, you want a tiny bit of crunch. Stir through the mix on the pan until celery begins to soften then add 1 tin chopped tomatoes, one fresh chilli, two cloves garlic, 2ish whole star anise, 1 tsp marjoram. Allow to simmer and reduce over a medium heat. Find some beans, I strained and rinsed a tin of baked beans but chick peas or kiddlers would be good. Hoy those in mix through and season/taste. One your rice is ready there should be almost no water left in it but strain if necessary. Mix rice through pan, allow a minute or two for further reduction. Should serve about 4 with crusty bread. Chow down.

is it Soccermom like?

Good to see Ajax on the climb, will they break into the top 4? Find out in about 3 days time.

tbf they probably camp out every night of the year.

How do you do a user post count in one thread? Not that that will reveal anything I'm not already right about.

Oh well that's settled. If he can find a goal or two he must be on his way. I'm off to get his name on my shirt.

desperate is the word

imagine if you could buy owt in a fortnight?

not a cunt tbh. welcome back.

Dan Bull's latest commentary, usual quality stuff..

get a nosh off two different girls in the classroom cupboard.

Broad shoulders........They know not what they do. (Still hope it all works out well for you btw, bearing in mind you wanted out anyway. I happily recommend taxi driving. Cheers for that, and the recommendation. I need to be doing something a little more.......creative.

I knew CT would get fucking battered after my last post in the politics thread. :)

I change gear with my left hand, rarely crunch them.

Hope you feel like the absolute cunt that you are now, CT. Best of luck to you and your missus TS. Hope you both find something soon cheers Craig. All part of life's journey. Some of my (ex)colleagues are so bitter about it all, it is good to be philosophical (until the cash runs out!)

Isn't this the kid who used to date Cher, or something?