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This.

The funeral will not be televised. RIP.

You should be doing Commode's job

I think 'descent by mackems' is a more appropriate term for your repetitive sullying.

He sounds great!

Exactly, lets see what team takes to the field come August. The fact we are apparently unable and/or unwilling to hold on to our best players means we are screwed. Player's names, managers, possible links, all that shite is meaningless. WE ARE LETTING OUR BEST PLAYERS LEAVE. Under KK and SBR we generally held on to our top players, or if they left there was a proper replacement lined up, this is blatant profiteering and lack of ambition. Wake up and snort the coffee ffs.

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I think it is evil of the parents to assume the baby is a human child, they should leave it in a pool of mud until it decides what sort of creature it wants to be. And fuck them for sending out statements in English, assuming I, or any of us, have the capacity to understand their inherited language. Don't force your heritage on me you fucking Nazis.

Can you tell if a player dived by looking at their body language and the way their eyes move around ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13581835 Toronto couple defend move to keep baby's sex secret Mr Stocker and Ms Witterick say the decision to keep Storm's sex a secret was "a tribute to freedom" A Toronto couple are defending their decision to keep their infant's sex a secret in order to allow the child to develop his or her own gender identity. Kathy Witterick and David Stocker have been widely criticised for imposing their ideology on four-month-old Storm. The family were the subject of a recent profile in the Toronto Star newspaper. In an e-mail, Ms Witterick wrote that the idea that "the whole world must know what is between the baby's legs is unhealthy, unsafe, and voyeuristic". Ms Witterick, 38, and Mr Stocker, 39, have also been criticised for the manner in which they are raising their two sons Jazz, five, and Kio, two. The boys are encouraged to choose their own clothing and hairstyles - even if that means wearing girls' clothes - and to challenge gender norms. Jazz wears his hair in long braids, and the boys are "almost exclusively assumed to be girls," Mr Stocker told the Toronto Star. The child's grandparents do not know Storm's sex, the Toronto Star reported, and have grown weary of explaining the situation, but are supportive. In an e-mail to the Associated Press news agency, Ms Witterick, a stay-at-home mother, said a four-month-old infant was still learning to recognise him or herself, and said it was inappropriate to impose a gender identity on the child.

At least she's definitely not a mackem Luke.

I have just been introduced to the musical interpretations of Richard Cheese....

Well a more detailed description of what I am up to, those of you paying attention will recall I was made redundant in January from an important sounding and ideologically laudable yet rather boring role, where I had grand ideas but was lost in a sea of bureaucracy, arseholes and ineptitude. This would have been okay had I not been treated so brutally and uncaringly by someone on here, yule know who I mean. It seems interviews and applications (both of which I fucking despise) are not the only way to find work; I have recently become Commercial Agent for my favourite artist after buying a couple of paintings from him and then meeting him a few times, I'm opening a kitchen in September in one of Brighton's best coffee shops, in partnership with a like minded chap. I am designing the kitchen and look forward to putting the stereo in. Working the Chilli Festival down here too as there was no veggie chilli last year so I am taking a stand (quite literally) to fix that this year with my kick-arse varieties and a few pies to boot. Random as fuck, but very interesting and expressive, life outside of 9-5. Outside of The Office with all those twats you spend half your waking day with, the just getting by, clock watching, female ogling, arse scratching, dying-a-death, weekend dreaming, cash chasing, spirit sapping endless millions. Of course I absolutely understand all the variables that have most people in jobs which are 'meh', I was there myself for long enough, and indeed may still be there now if I had not got the kick up the arse I needed. And I know some people who seem to thrive in all that. I certainly didn't, it skewered my spirit to near misery in the end. So as encouragement to anyone finding themselves in a rut, or facing redundancy; Take the leap, the plunge, the risk, free yourself to possibility and adventure. Follow your passions while you still can. Don't be a slave to security. Go on, you'll be dead soon, and business loans will probably never be cheaper. And if it goes tits up, well, there's always taxi driving.

Can the winning team get a long running "best player" poll? When this one ends it'll be like a death in the family on here.

I hope she's okay Brock, you too mate.

Did you ever bother to actually look into LA Noire before you bought it? Or did you assume that since Rockstar published it, it must be like GTA? Why are you so wound up about this, did you write it? I am mostly just messing around, as usual, but fwiw I did read a review and thought I would give it a go. Turns out I find it dull and repetitive.

Kuqi came on a free, from nobody.

74 seconds before it goes to Voicemail?! 20 seconds to comply tbh.

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Aye, decent boozer but if you ever happen to be in or near that part of Durham, you should check out the Tap and Spile, one of my all time favourite, out of the way, proper real ale boozers; http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/...amwellgate_Moor Not a huge fan of the hoppier summery beers myself, I can find them slightly cloying. I like a beer you can chew. Having said that I enjoyed one of these the other night, was canny, even if I did feel like a nonce ordering it.

Danny Simpson normally confirms new NUFC players. And its definitely Danny Simpson because he posts pics of himself. there are lots of Ryan Giggs ones [for example], how do you know which one is genuine ? A lot of them have a verified sign on their profile. Not sure how you get that. Generally though. i'll find someone famous (for example rioferdy5 ) and look at who he follows. Thats a good way of weeding out the fakes. Giggs isnt on twitter. twoo busy with twisted tits to tweet

thought he was an oversized white t-shirt man meself ? those shirts from M&S are canny for graft like .

Lorries overtaking lorries just as they begin to climb a long hill, causing a two mile tail back so they could inch forward 10 seconds down the road. Then the lorry in the rear overtakes them on the next downhill. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU