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I have no problem surfing the crimson wave but I draw the line at gargling from it.

You on shore leave Kryten? Two posts in two days.

Think its meant to rhyme.....Just saying rhyming is no longer fashionable.

seems fairly flexible system, what with birth and death being interchangeable. Can I propose a modern version given that these birds are such tarts to what's new? 1 for a pizza 2 for a can of K 3 for some dogging round the back of Homebase 4 for a tenner 5 for Have You Been in an Accident That Wasn't Your Fault? 6 for too much ketamine 7 for a crack at that Imogen bint 8 for a brrraaaaaaaaap 9 for a fuck this is getting boring

I'm going to have a crack.. Sounds like a canny night.

snakey's been suppin' his own poison again

Barney that top image is fantastic.

saying it's double standards is tantamount to saying we should be shitting out babies as well.

Toontastic Tucker, we could do the festivals.

Cheers lads. Appreciated.

It means they've paired up to produce offspring during the favourable season.

he makes Carroll look excellent, final part of the deal tbh.

I'm at the mosque Stevie, got a mat up the front for ye.

Parky must.

Area 51?

Feminism is alive and well! Stop being so feminist. Misogyny just wasn't doing it for me anymore.

They fucking love it man, Last time I was out two lasses kept asking if I ''back combed'' it or some such. Nah I just have massive shite hair pet. Surely what they meant is "do you deliver round the tradesman's entrance?" Missed opportunity Tom.

Feminism is alive and well!

Those feminists, an evil that should be stamped out.

You forget though that 15 years ago was our "high" in decades.... There are lads today logging on here who only know Ashley (poor buggers) but they still want to feel positive and support the club, same as most of us did in the dire shit of the 70's and 80's. I'm not stopping them, but I'd take them more seriously if their English was GCSE grade C or above. Im more interested in what they say, not how they say it or spell it. The two things are intrinsically linked. Have you seen the King's Speech, heard Obama or Winston orate? There's a reason it's not all swearing, mumbling and bbbrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaap.

You forget though that 15 years ago was our "high" in decades.... There are lads today logging on here who only know Ashley (poor buggers) but they still want to feel positive and support the club, same as most of us did in the dire shit of the 70's and 80's. I'm not stopping them, but I'd take them more seriously if their English was GCSE grade C or above.

Ye wanna knock one oot like?