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Pardew confirms interest he looks canny like......

no point in reading the rest of that. Learn to read english fuckwit - the next word is "because". Do you think it makes you "clever" or right" to post such pointless shite? You're alienating every poster on here exactlly as you did on N-O. I hope the result is the same. You mean you hope I'm right that the club is going downwards under this owner ? Anybody who seriously thinks "we did badly between 94 and 05" needs their heads examining chum. By far the best period at the club for 50 years, despite you having your head up your arse, and not "every" poster disagrees with me. You should look at other posters who post "shite", among the pro-Ashley brigade and there are plenty of them, especially on the other 2 major sites. I'm confident what I say will stand the test of time, I've been saying it for almost 4 years now, and its quite amazing that people like you are still trotting out the same "shite" in response. You have completely misquoted him Leazes. Reread his post and stop being so obstreperous man.

Has he been knocking your back door in aswell?

cycle lanes are all too often filled with pedestrians.

He'd just give it cunnilingus anyway After filling it with ketchup?

bonnie lad, man.

Pedestrians and BY FAR the most inconsiderate drivers. They just fucking pile out of shops without looking, STOP without warning and point and flail their arms about with no consideration. Tax these fuckers and bans for repeat offenders.

Many Birthday Returns BL

anyone on here tried a fleshlight? would anyone own up to it if they had? KSA would obviously.

Hippy's cum?

a one off, circumstantial which I cba to go into, but yes, fucking idiot.

nice legs, shame about the gegs.

and that is why HF is a legend on this board. (he's the only one who can be arsed - fair play to the man)

Once when utterly hammered I drove (not proud of this) into a BK drive through. The place was shut but they'd left the payment hatch slightly open so I slid it open and stumbled my way in with the intention of cooking something for myself. Once I started staggering about inside I had a moment of clarity and realised I was probably on camera and tripped some alarm somewhere. Ran back to hatch, fell out the other side and sped off like a tit. Got away with it all fortunately, but what a fucking bellend.

Facts all come with points of view.

'Geordio Armani' meanwhile is the most outstanding bit of name-based humour ever to grace the internet.

On a massive tangent, I found Blue Moon in the Bees Mouth as well pal. Expensive stuff though. aye, I heard that last night funnily enough. £4.35 in the Queens

amazed people still have a go tbh. Hats off to you all.

I would say the fact that he said it means he does say.

I'm not leaving until we get a trophy.

was that you you cunt?!

Don't forget 'being right'.

So friends is the answer I suppose. If i hadn't brusied ribs atm i would've headed down to fill in for ya! Is that from crawling under the floorboards and that mate?