trophyshy

just had to pay import tax on a painting I bought from the States (£10) AND clearance fee (£8) the cheeky bastards wanted an extra £12 to deliver it tomorrow too. Absolute arsehyules.

have a good one Craig

has there ever been a mackem on here who hasn't made an arse of themselves?

Good call

If there's ever a CT name change can it be Daft Squib?

harsh on spaniels tbh

Just eat the chips Nick.

option on the bench or new benches at the training ground? hmm.

It also sets an alarming precedent. Both in terms of how they conduct business going forward and in terms of what they expect fans to accept. It implies that only by selling players can we afford to pay the wages of others? Fuck off man.

2 dead and 12 injured.

Those massive Sports Direct signs don't put themselves up their either.

a couple of days late like....

The fans having proven more than once under this regime that they will keep paying the piper no matter now much he pisses on their chips, therefore I can't see Ash and Llamb thinking this is in any way important. I think they will be asking Pardew if he thinks team will survive or, being kind, if the team will do better then last season. I think the two players mooted will be what happens, and I don't think there will be a wow signing. I suspect Shola will still be well involved.

PMQ's on now. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14042764

They'll need the money in January to buy a replacement for the sold Tiote/Barton/Enrique.

If you can be arsed to do anything yourself... Tweet advertisers http://www.pint.org.uk/notw.html Email Advertising CEO's https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet...mp;toomany=true Some other ideas. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade...ld-milly-dowler Disgusted, I don't accept the argument that they do stuff like this because the reader wants it. There's a fucking right and a wrong and those with influence should be even more duty bound to know and apply this than their mindless customers. I'd be dishing out jail terms and unprecedented fines. Who knows how deep this rabbit hole goes though, eh?

Couldn't give a fuck tbh. Geordie.

Always thought you come off like a studenty type, sort of 23-24ish. Is that better, or worse?

CT in the loft, torch in his gob, cowboy hat, cursing away.

He sounds like projectile vomiting.

wishing you the fishiest of fingers on your birthday mate, have a good un!

Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have legged it - but you don't get offers like that every day.

DEADMAN reckons you're stronger than that man!

If only the trains weren't also private. Fucking cunts, to a man.

She's right up my alley tbh. Well, I wish she was anyway.