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Not you DM, Ashley!

Megalomaniac narcissist. A delightful combination.

Well putting myself in the position of Mike Ashley, I would acknowledge that she, let's call her Joanne, was the best pie salesperson in the company even though she had been telling customers, quite rightly, what a cunt I am. I would look to move her out and make sure that I had a replacement lined up. Furthermore I would make sure that I got the best possible deal for moving her on, but if that became difficult then I would let her go of course. But, to continue the fucked up analogy, if I was a twat and all my customers knew it I would, in pie reality, expect to lose my customers to Nontwat Pies down the road. But pie eaters aren't like that, once they've chosen their brand of pie they tend to stick with it for life, and I know this. So I can sack mouthy Joanne in the safe knowledge that the mugs who buy my pies will almost all come back tomorrow, even though they know I'm a fat, arrogant pie spunking tosser because they are unable to switch to a different type of pie even though they know they are eating my rancid manfat in every bite. Also my pie shop happens to be in the flight path of Heathrow and Gatwick so I can advertise my alcopop brand to the whole world for next to nothing, even if pie sales do dip, I can't lose. I would hire another Joanne, she may or may not be as good as mouthy Joanne but who gives a fuck because the moronic lifelong pie eaters will come back ad nauseum. What is really great is some of my lifelong pie eaters are so mad with the pies they will defend my sacking of Joanne, my spunking in the pies and my generally being a tosser because they could not actually face up to the fact they should give up pies, the fat bastards.

The only pertinent and undeniable fact is that the club have transfer listed the player of last season. Make of that what any person with sense would. If you then put that in the context of other movements it's even more condemning. In January the club sold their leading scorer who was contracted to the club for 5 years. In June the club sold their leading scorer and captain who was contracted to the club for 2 years. Extenuating facts in every case though.

The facts are our owner continues to shit on us from a great height and you continue to dig around to find ways to apologise for him. I don't get it, perhaps someone could give me a steer.

CT you really are a tedious attention seeking wanker. Presented with a range of facts, rumours and half truths you will focus on the ones which allow you to argue the alternate view, every time, without fail. Did your parents ignore you as a child?

The only way to truly NOT support them is to stop spending money. Sorry, but there it is. I now firmly believe that people need to collectively turn their backs on the club they love. A huge ask I know, and I am currently an OOT so it's easier for me. It might hurt in the short term but it could speed the process of this bastard selling up. And is really the only thing we can do. Protests do nowt other than give the southern press more ammunition. They do not deserve a penny from any fans.

I agree with all that AP. Here's to what Newcastle United was and will one day be again.

Hopefully the French lads will never learn enough English to know what they've signed up to.

Welcome to the only thing we can do. Many more required.

Fantastic. That'll cover the cost of the "one last signing" Pardew has promised us. so on fees we're back to running a profit this window? Yes, it's been a fantastic window so far for the club, the balance sheet goes from strength to strength! In fact the thought of those net assets have just made me come in my boxers. Let's hope we don't go and ruin it by signing some player who'll want paying money and that..... WE'RE NOT IN DEBT ANYMORE. WEEEE'RE NOT I-IN DEBT A-NEE-MORE! (except we are)

Great game, simple dark platform puzzler.

He's done that for most of us tbf.

It takes extra graft to make BK fries that manky. (the burgers are better though ) Personally i think the burgers are much much nicer. In mcdonalds they're all soggy and shit, burger king they actually come out what they look like on the sign, and a burger king fills you up! Aye I got a Chicken Legend from Silverlink McDonalds last week Kevin, and I don't mind telling you that it was a fucking disgrace. Looks delicious on the photo and I get a bun with a dry as sticks looking bit of chicken, half a lettuce leaf that had been ripped up and distributed along the length of the chicken, with a ridiculously small amount of mayonnaise. Legend?! Shocking. Chicken Legend...

Got up this morning, on my bike within 5 minutes and in the sea within 15 minutes. Swam around the pier in a very strong current (was swimming at about a 60 degree angle away from the pier to get round it) Took over an hour. Fucked. The Sleeve is warm now though, most pleasant.

I think I might have been too rough with Wordplay. I'm sorry mate, it's only jesting. I'll take one to the gut if it makes you feel better though.

Aye dead, apparently a reaction with the soy sauce (as Laz said!). Even so it's macabre at best. Still, fuck it... http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%...wizzle+shizzle+

Anal Cunt? I knew it was all the rage. My mate in Tassie has a band called Superkunts.

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