trophyshy

Lucky dip or accumulator?

xG gave me cancer.

This is worse than losing the final.

Do they know what faith is ffs?

Like about 90% of southerners tbf.

I would take any result at all as long as we can find a cunting bastard fucking goal.

Will Self is an absolute deviant and surely doing the crucial 1-2.30 am slot at Gloom’s the morra.

The filthy scum have only done that to try and make Sunderland look bad. Obsessed man.

Mag.

Are Barcelona shit?

Ketamine?

OR some SORT OF DEATH SPIRAL OTHERWISE

It'd be some arc of redemption should his saves help us win it.

Act it all out with a few mates in the back garden and award yourself a nice bottle of single malt, say an Arran 18, as the inevitable trophy. Do you need any subs?

This is where I am at and I’m in disbelief about it tbh.

FTG

If only his dad had been that premature.

We’re shit in front of goal currently. No end product = another year with this fucking name. I’m away in the states working so didn’t watch the Liverpool game. I feel like the wheels are coming off and we’re going to finish about 6th or 7th, and get spanked by Rashford. Who on here is going to the final (and Gloom’s Ketamine Kommiseration bash).

I resign.

Well, this is going great.