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You could at least replace the Report button with a Flounce button Ant.

square brackets with 'media' in and use the full url

KSA probably licks the pussy clean?

aye cheers Jordan, on casual as there was only 2 of us, we got to wave 48 but by about 1 am we'd had enough. Mikes, as much as wor lass ruthlessly takes the piss, do help to organise whatever shite tactics we can muster. Probably not get on it again for a decent sesh until next week sometime.

Who sorts the dog out though?

here ya gan Captain Japseye http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=d3k15eyd8dyytrd&thumb=5

I know a lad who takes his shoes off to poo.

But surely to properly reveal all aspects of the matter in hand one would have to perform a tricky switch to the other set of wheels at some point? A Dukes of Hazzard style jump over the lake approach is more convenient, not to mention thrilling.

Despite what it says at the bottom of the OP I can't believe you've edited that Leazes.

Standing is only acceptable if after the 5th wipe you are still drawing colour. Then you need the downhill skier's position to fully expose the sphincter or you'll be sat down all day.

I've had hiccups about 8 or 10 times in the last 24 hours. I am managing to get rid of them but only temporarily. The two techniques that work are - a shot of vinegar or blocking ears and nose then drinking a pint of water. Anyone have any other advice? It's really doing my napper in.

Knock up a Michael Owen style brochure for him. As his agent you could be raking it in no time.

aye Chez, hoy it up. As long as it's in English.

the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Hard to get pure hetero anything down here, you'd hate it. Anyway I don't want medical advice before Rents and Luke and all the others hoy there oars in, seeking legal confirmation that I'm stymied. Ewerk that's what I figure too. Bunch of arse.

Quality reading skillz there lad! Aye, see an osteopath once a month. One of the best in the business, he's worked on Elton John, Kenny Everett and various other celebs (this is Brighton after all).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-yvmuGSQJ8

10 years ago I was the innocent victim of a serious car crash which gave me a severe long term whiplash injury, the effects and impact of this were not predictable at the time but now with hindsight I can see the number of major ways in which it has affected my life, some of them being; unable to sit and work at computers for long periods - precluding me from a regular office job given up scuba diving - I trained to become an instructor, can't do that for a living. unable to do anything involving looking down for long perions (i.e. cooking) trouble sleeping - I need a specialist pillow and struggle to sleep in beds which are not my own. There are loads of activities I just can't won't do as they are too high risk, rollercoasters being an obvious example. I often drink to manage the pain, which has its own problems. I use cannabis to manage the pain which is illegal. I have episodes where I am essentially bed ridden as I am in so much pain I cannot function. I spend £40 a month, sometimes £40 a fortnight, on private osteopathic care to try and manage this. I have seen numerous consultants and the verdict is I have to live with this and just try and manage it through posture control and strong painkillers when it is bad. I have a repeat prescription for codeine and diazepam. These do take the pain away but also turn me into a zombie. My life is constantly thinking about my posture. The last specialist I went to see X-rayed my neck and it actually bends ever so slightly the wrong way, her advice was it can't be corrected and I will have this problem for life and it will likely get worse. I'm 39. This accident occurred a year before my wife died, and after her death I went travelling (making building the medical case much more complicated as I was being assessed overseas etc) and this injury, in the scheme of things, was pretty trivial at the time. About 3 years after the incident I just wanted the protracted case closed and so accepted a settlement of around £3.5k. I think my junior lawyer was fucking useless, fwiw. I have already spent that on treatment, and who knows the value of what I have had to give up because of this. As stated at the start, I had no idea how this injury would impact my life long term. Anyway the question being; it is my understanding that once you have settled these things can not be reopened, but can anyone else confirm this? I have since learned that severe whiplash injuries can command settlements more life 40-60k which is probably close to what I will spend in my lifetime on treatment for this. It enrages my to say the least that I am out of pocket, have a reduced quality of life and opportunities through no fault of my own. Thanks in advance for any advice.

clearly he does like, attention seeking cunterhead.

Link?

Fist, dahl pending, I just need to tidy it up a little. Have you got any Asafoetida?

Piss stinking shopping centre. Classic stuff, vitriol about Thatcher's Britain. Is there chart music that says anything nowadays?

always and still love this one...

my first gig was TFF [media] [/img]

I have a cracking dahl recipe if anyone's interested. Better than owt I've had from curry houses.