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Dullest hamlet > Sunderland

I just about remember the goals. I have zero recollection of how I got there and back.

Joe, should you ever stumble across this thread, apologies. And, sort your fucking wardrobe out.

He’s branched out. He’s now parking outside Chinese restaurants to cook absolutely rank Chinese food in his van.

I did not prompt for the cock/hand/sword configuration, that’s just how horny Link is for Sunderland, according to AI. That sword is plastic though, naturally.

Some sort of link. Heeya, have this un.

I did a cracking brisket today. Used beef stock in a beer can (I’ve seen it all now), one can of hobgoblin, 3 small bay leaves, handful fresh parsley, one tin chopped tomatoes, one small teaspoon marmite XO, one small whole star anise, 3 cloves garlic. Seasoning obvs. Chunky carrots, pre-caramelised onions, mushrooms. 7 hours slow cooker. Made a roux to thicken sauce before serving. Served with steamed fine green beans and baby potatoes. Snooty French lass and two awkward little bastards loved it so job done. I got fuck all for Father’s Day, again, for the record.

Get the yoghurt ready.

It was ruled offside. What’s his fucking problem?

Mandela Effect marra. Just because wuz have entered a parallel universe doesn’t mean owt. FTME.

Have you not told it who you are?

Pensioner goes postal.

Is that from making the video? Give her some yoghurt.

Not again.

I got cheese in pocket I got bog roll, not gonna use it

Fuck VAR. It’s VAR better to have a ref fuck it up in the moment than a team of bald, bespectacled nerdlingers fuck it up 2-5 minutes later. I bet they’re all xG fascists too.

The same reason you still have that condom hidden in the Merc.

At 1-0.

That disallowed goal man. If that’s the fucking rule then the rule is wrong and the rule makers should be forcibly sterilised. If that’s not the rule, then summarily remove the match officials’ genitalia.

What a finish.

Isak brace.

It only takes a second to score a goal.