trophyshy

Haway Brighton!

Look how long his cigarette holder is! Could have saved himself the trouble and just wedged it between his central incisors.

yeah, Beetlejuice...

"Sad to hear that Bob Holness has died. A generation will remember him fondly from Blackbusters."

"These are very difficult economic times and the board have a responsibility to maximise all revenue streams for the benefit of the club." Surprised they've yet to auction off the grass clippings tbh.

Can't imagine Ashllamb would sanction it as low as £7m.

RIP

Yeah, I'm seeing the GP next week, fortunately there are so many committed drug addicts round here that slipping me 56 temazepam won't raise an eyebrow. I don't think I've ever left that doctors without tranquilizers, even that time I went in with syphilis.

Cheers Gem, your suffering has helped give me perspective.

Even if you've been on the pop? That's almost worse than insomnia.

You're up early, have you been sleeping?

I keep getting up earlier and being awake later, when the overlap occurs I'm hoping I get the chance to punch my own lights out.

This is the formal way, and I have batted for both teams. The council noise abatement officers have the power to confiscate their equipment after one warning. Check out the Environmental Health section of their website or search for 'noise pollution'. If they are unable to visit when the noise is occurring, they will recommend your missus' folks start keeping a noise diary - write down when it starts, how loud it is and how long it lasts. Also record any attempts to reason with them. If they can remember they should record this retrospectively. I once took out someone's fuses (flats in a house) and threatened to shove them up their arse, they could try that if preferable.

They ironed on it.

Canny.

I'll send it you when finished if you like.

That wasn't what I was saying, I was responding to the inference that I have a chosen to support Newcastle and could change it if I have a problem with footballers getting rich, which I don't as the comment that led to that was a piss take anyway. People from Newcastle don't chose to follow them in the way people like yourself might.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/8990960/Newcastle-United-and-Virgin-Money-agree-a-new-20m-shirt-sponsorship-deal.html Up to £20m.

Another astute assumption from Aeris, swiftly establishing herself as one of the board's great thinkers and a top, top humanitarian.

It's all reversed yong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjwDlNpSrJw

what, come on, if the money bothered you, you would never support a premier league club. you'd stick to watching gateshead or something... Doesn't answer the question, or make much sense and is approaching rude. I support them because it's where I'm from. It's part of my identity, my love for and, yes, empathy for the city, the region and its people. Stuff you know less than fuck all about, but keep trying desperately to join in with.