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penalty ffs

He's a gin addled moron. Tiote just 'standed his ground'.

fuck off Wayne.

Tiote's Mohican

We'll batter these cunts man, they're always shite after Christmas.

Morroco, Tunisia and the Canary Islands Fish. Canary Islands are actually very nice and about 20c at this time of year. Also there is a new island on the way up if you want a geological bonus item.

What's the dash for?

"The first 10,000 supporters with 2011/12 season shirts that bring them to the Club shop will receive a free Virgin Money update to their shirt. Availability of this new branding will be posted on the club website but is expected at the end of the week."

looks shite

About time the Christmas Tree made a comeback.

Hope he gets that changed to Virgin.

Howman Hymen

Without wanting to get all bleeding heart and namby pamby; Also, is Kenneth aware that the UK's longest running racially motivated murder case reached (some) conclusion yesterday? A 17 year old boy, waiting for a bus, stabbed to death by a gang of whites for no other reason than he was a 'negrito'? Just hours before he came out with yet more absurd defence of his man, of his man's culture, of which he knows fuck all but isn't relevant here anyway? Thin end of the wedge Kenneth. Scrabbling to justify the use of a word in a country thousands of miles away that has literally nothing to do with racism in this country, life in this country. Whilst simultaneously ignoring the very real and tragic outcomes of that kind of thinking in your club's country, our country, on the day the convictions were made! Just to ram it home, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER IF IT'S OKAY IN URUGUAY OR NOT, in this country some very bad shit has gone down in the past and is still going down because of judgement and hatred and fear built upon something so spurious as the pigment of a person's skin. That is so incredibly fucked up in itself that all intelligent men, particularly those in privileged positions, should do what they can toward influencing the eradication of this poisonous thinking. And that includes saying sorry for calling someone negro if they were offended by it ffs. You can drive at any speed on the autobahn, could I use that excuse even after banned for driving here at 140mph? In Germany it is no problem, why can't you stupid English deal with it? Okay I accept my ban but I did nothing wrong because in Germany I can do it. Boo-hoo you nasty country with nasty laws different to Germany. Pathetic the lot of them. I'd throw them in jail if I could.

Evra should be done for taking offence. In Uruguay if you take offence to someone referring to you in a derogatory way solely because of your skin colour, you get sent out into the fields to pick cotton. And if you continue to get offended then you'll be chased out of town by an angry hooded mob and lynched. None of it is racist though, they love it those blacks, it's just a bit of banter to them. Liverpool's ongoing refusal to climb down over this is fucking disgusting and Dalglish should be shot with shit. Hopefully their season will collapse but I suspect Kenneth will employ siege mentality and get his good ol' white boys fired up with effervescent tribalism, as the locals demand.

Currently about £13 on zavvi... should probably pick it up.

Not all of us. Your avatar calendar has been entertaining, how many days till we get the goods? Okay, maybe all of us.

erm, his surname is Dunk and we're having a shot at getting him?

I've used this site in the past, has always turned out fine. http://www.hostelworld.com/

Latex nurses haunt my every movement. 2012 is the year of the fisted monkey. Live long and prosper mate.

This is as near to the truth as owt. Birds of a feather. KK too proud, Shearer too big, Hughton too humble.

Blades are good. Much more satisfying. A metaphor perhaps for many things. Anyway. For Auld Lang Syne.

I've got a wand, I find a blade is better though. Just slices it clean off in neat little rashers.

Happy New Year Tom.

Caused by dead skin cells being hydrophilic. Good time to scrape off the hard bits on your feet. Now THATS what I call New Year's Eve.