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It's certainly pointless if you don't do your admin.

Just got a text from my dad who's evidently a bit worse for wear, been drinking in the Strawberry with Albert after the game.

STFU? Thank fuck for that.

Fill in the table or STFU.

Of course there are issues you melon farmer. You are a Proper OOT like, this win means something no matter how shite everything else might be. There are massive issues around and above the one you are focussed on, everyone on here knows that. No one chose Pards and there won't be that many that think he's the answer, but this is how it is, this is who we have. This is what it's like supporting Newcastle. How is your whining going to change that? Or mine, or Ant's or anyone else's? There are invariably all these issues associated with the club. What you seem to fail to understand and embrace is genuine joy and pleasure in this victory despite the perpetual rollercoaster of shite. If you can't enjoy this and have a bit crack with your fellow supporters, well I don't know what the fuck you want. You can't influence Ashley. You're on rails kidda, enjoy the scenery when it's pleasant rather than shouting at the man stoking the fire, regardless. You've had some top crack recently and that's a lovely post. Cheers Chez, my efforts to make up for your lazy spell.

I thought it was a reasonable and contextual question, but as it's beyond you I'll ask you something simpler. Which of these results are you prepared to put down to 'the lads', just so we know? Put a P (for Pardew), an L (for the lads) or an I (for injuries) next to the fixture to cast your judgement accordingly. Ant and Aeris and anyone else are free to join in. August 13 Aug, 17:30 Newcastle United 0 - 0 Arsenal Premier League 20 Aug, 12:00 Sunderland 0 - 1 Newcastle United Premier League 25 Aug, 19:45 Scunthorpe United 1 - 2 Newcastle United League Cup 28 Aug, 13:00 Newcastle United 2 - 1 Fulham Premier League September 12 Sep, 20:00 Queens Park Rangers 0 - 0 Newcastle United Premier League 17 Sep, 15:00 Aston Villa 1 - 1 Newcastle United Premier League 20 Sep, 19:45 Nottingham Forest 3 - 4 Newcastle United League Cup 24 Sep, 15:00 Newcastle United 3 - 1 Blackburn Rovers Premier League October 1 Oct, 15:00 Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 - 2 Newcastle United Premier League 16 Oct, 16:00 Newcastle United 2 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur Premier League 22 Oct, 15:00 Newcastle United 1 - 0 Wigan Athletic Premier League 26 Oct, 20:00 Blackburn Rovers 4 - 3 Newcastle United League Cup 31 Oct, 20:00 Stoke City 1 - 3 Newcastle United Premier League November 5 Nov, 12:45 Newcastle United 2 - 1 Everton Premier League 19 Nov, 15:00 Manchester City 3 - 1 Newcastle United Premier League 26 Nov, 15:00 Manchester United 1 - 1 Newcastle United Premier League December 3 Dec, 12:45 Newcastle United 0 - 3 Chelsea Premier League 10 Dec, 15:00 Norwich City 4 - 2 Newcastle United Premier League 17 Dec, 15:00 Newcastle United 0 - 0 Swansea City Premier League 21 Dec, 19:45 Newcastle United 2 - 3 West Bromwich Albion Premier League 26 Dec, 15:00 Bolton Wanderers 0 - 2 Newcastle United Premier League 30 Dec, 19:45 Liverpool 3 - 1 Newcastle United Premier League January 4 Jan, 20:00 Newcastle United 3 - 0 Manchester United Premier League

So if we'd lost but HBA played the full 90 how would you feel?

Aye, you seem delighted mate.

Of course there are issues you melon farmer. You are a Proper OOT like, this win means something no matter how shite everything else might be. There are massive issues around and above the one you are focussed on, everyone on here knows that. No one chose Pards and there won't be that many that think he's the answer, but this is how it is, this is who we have. This is what it's like supporting Newcastle. How is your whining going to change that? Or mine, or Ant's or anyone else's? There are invariably all these issues associated with the club. What you seem to fail to understand and embrace is genuine joy and pleasure in this victory despite the perpetual rollercoaster of shite. If you can't enjoy this and have a bit crack with your fellow supporters, well I don't know what the fuck you want. You can't influence Ashley. You're on rails kidda, enjoy the scenery when it's pleasant rather than shouting at the man stoking the fire, regardless.

Drink up, puff. Fair comment.

Our bad spell occurred when; 1. we faced the top teams, and 2. our defence was decimated by the loss of both Taylor and, briefly, Colo Williamson has come in and is doing a job. Agreed we'll see at the end of the season, but as of now this is a good season and Pardew is in charge. My glass is half full, bitches.

Dogs can have their day and when they do they get credit for it, (ryan taylor playing well, shola beating defenders in the air etcetc) playing the same players every day thinking they'll always perform like they did tonight, when you've other more consistent players with more promise/experience/less shite on the bench... then yes he gets slated. 7pts from our last 21 which includes tonights result and a series of games which had swansea westbrom norwich bolton etcetc is why i'm saying it's not really his result tonight, it's the players anyways offski On balance after a bad spell, the dog that is Pardew is still doing well this season.

so slate Pardew when the team fails to win, praise the team when the team does win. Aye, okay, sounds balanced.

When this man on board, even the sky is not the limit.

aye howay Ant, don't get all Dwight Yorke on us.

Gary Barlow, Ken Barlow, Deidre Barlow, your boys took a hell of beating!

Gallons of xmas booze left over so I am, quite justifiably, getting stuck into it after that.

MOTD is 10.45

Telt you we'd batter them. Rhys must have had a lovely night.

fuck me backwards what a goal!

'Rio was favourite' - So fucking what? 'You can see from the replay that he got the ball' - You can clearly see that he fucking didn't. Tit. Ba had controlled the ball ffs. He was then tripped, deliberate or not; it is a fucking penalty.

Dwight Yorke you cunt.

Taylor been at a wedding? What a clip.

btw, just remember what I wrote from now on I should start all the match threads I wish all lasses were this premature.

fuck me what an astonishing finish, unplayable.