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I think the team CAN afford one forward who is not pressing as hard as others IF their attacking play justifies it. It did on Sunday.

More chance tbf as they can’t object.

He looks like a gay porn star. Not that I have watched all any of them.

There's nay way I would let that Scarlett Johannson nosh me off like, I don't think she'd have the right attitude. FTM

They look like toddler shoes. 😂

Premier League teams would raise their game against Sunderland, so there’d be no true way of seeing just how shite they are.

What sort of fucking name is Ten anyway? I’ll give you a clue, Ten, it’s not. It’s a fucking number. Dickhead.

Glorious that. We fucking humped them. Absolutely worthy of 3rd place.

Profligate. Again. Should be 2 up.

Man says eggs won’t suck themselves.

I’ll give it a try, see if it helps with my slipped disc.

Edging?

They are still selling acid legally over there.

Are you in Germany still or am I years out of date?

Pushed the boat right out and got the Dorset Brown one.

For me, it's k.

Passat GTE. This is middle age.

Who always blocks the bog at parties?

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