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She's Milwall, he's Charlton.

Might use that, not sure how it'll go down in Penge though.

Some fool friend of mine has me doing a wedding blessing tomorrow. I've largely cobbled together what I'm saying but am still looking for any gems I can add to the inappropriate humour and alternative vows. What does love and/or marriage mean to you?

Lovely dogs, but quite mad. My aunt has 3 of them, she is madder.

Such a long contract, must be nailed on to be sold after the Euros.

[media=] [/media] Handset looks interesting. Track down your last survivor and get your shit off him now he's a zombie.

Halfway through my shift at Jessops, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek as I handed them over. "Would you like the negatives?" I asked. "Yes please," he said sheepishly. I said, "Your wife's got saggy tits and a fat arse.”

His knees don't have time for us to develop, he's got to go for glory now before he ends up annoying me on his motility scooter in Sainsburys.

45 years old man

Honduras ffs.

Back over to you, none of this poncy forward flip cheating necessary.

Poor mackems can't even lay claim to inventing cheesy chips.

What a bastard. Hope you make it although this could save you a lot of money

All the best bonnnie lad!

go hard or go home!

Have a good one tomorrow Ant.

Aye. What of it?

A bit shite iyam. Dare I say boring.

It's still in your baileywick isn't it? Don't neglect your roots man.

There's already a thread for this. If only we had a mod to keep this place right ffs. I'm picking it up tomorrow, reviews are generally excellent.

I've knocked coffee on the head, just the one and I turn into Begbie.

5 or 10 coffees a day, fucking hell man, are the walls melting?