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How does GPS work Wolfy? You know, Tom Tom.

Previously married, won't be doing it again. Married at 24, was the right age for me at the time and I often wish I'd done it a few years earlier.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160823364360#ht_1606wt_1130 Cost me $34. Oh aye RIP Henry. Thanks for all the fish.

HB2U both!

Fucking mint, painting straight on eBay.

I don't bother with a joint account, I know all her banking codes anyway. Wedding was canny, street party in south London and no rain which was remarkable. Groom involved in a punch up at the end of the night, and 'fahkin' luhved it' too.

Ultimately by scrimping on these things across the organisation they are trying to keep you in a job. So get off the fucking internet and earn your crust.

Are they paying you for your contribution to this thread?

Start stealing from them, to balance things out.

It's ALIVE!

what the fuck.

Welcome to the board, may I suggest this avatar;

Might get her sister to read this out. He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks... The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.

She's Milwall, he's Charlton.

Might use that, not sure how it'll go down in Penge though.

Some fool friend of mine has me doing a wedding blessing tomorrow. I've largely cobbled together what I'm saying but am still looking for any gems I can add to the inappropriate humour and alternative vows. What does love and/or marriage mean to you?

Lovely dogs, but quite mad. My aunt has 3 of them, she is madder.

Such a long contract, must be nailed on to be sold after the Euros.

[media=] [/media] Handset looks interesting. Track down your last survivor and get your shit off him now he's a zombie.

Halfway through my shift at Jessops, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek as I handed them over. "Would you like the negatives?" I asked. "Yes please," he said sheepishly. I said, "Your wife's got saggy tits and a fat arse.”