trophyshy

The notion he doesn't want Newcastle to be successful is beyond daft. He's made a load of cock ups and tried a few different approaches, like anyone buying a going concern and making it their business. We are beyond 'a few good results' too. We'll see/indeed/get your sheds out for the lads.

Come on then, spill beans...

Fuck me some quality hip hop, I'd almost given up hope. Cheers HF. Bought and paid for.

A Bull Mastiff? At least chose an Afghan Hound or something vaguely sexy. http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Lechlade-man-guilty-having-sex-bull-mastiff-dog/story-16469325-detail/story.html

Evening Chron

Surely the unblocked drains at the top of the street run downhill?

Nice goal!

Already a better game than any of ours and the spicky spackers last night.

I sold mine, this is just a spot of arbitrary malice toward the new owners.

Chloe Smith

I hope my old house is badly flooded.

ringpiece

Spout

Fantasy Art.

They made me Top Rated Seller this week. Have that Belmont Comprehensive!

It is fucking boring though, eh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYErgUu95HA

WHADYA MEAN FUCKEN THANKS LIKE?! SPEAK ON YOUR OWN TIME, NOT MINE.

Belated Happy Birthday kiki, perhaps your neighbouring colleagues were a bit freaked out themselves by your warmth and generosity.

I dunno, someone on here will by the time it comes around. Brazil in the quarters, 5-1 tonight lads!

You're all twats, now please help me.

I recall a footy coach coming down and trying to "teach" us by having a game on a full size pitch when I was about 7. We were just a typical scrum all around the ball kicking and shoving with absolutely no structure offered by the "coach" He stood amongst us shouting 'FIGHT FOR IT!' "GO FOR GOAL!" "GO PAST YOUR MAN!" before clearly getting pissed off, nicking the ball himself skinning a fat kid, pushing over the kid in gegs and smashing it past the terrified little boy in goal.