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Fuck. Nailed it. The irony!

They should be doing "HAS COLO SHAGGED YOUR WIFE? YES OR NO?"

Congrats HF!

The collective noun for dwarves.

It's our collective fault for letting him believe he can shag our wives with impunity.

Some people just shouldn't have children.

QFT Michael Owen at least stayed until after we were relegated.

Gambling on our demise, tsk tsk.

Fear is the best motivator Alan.

It's 'exclusive', not a rehash, they've been telt.

Where can you get them suicide pills Alex Jones is on aboot?

Look on the bright side, if he doesn't go it'll be like having a new signing.

Only sometimes? You lucky bastard.

Colo is not going to come out publically and say he wants to leave, is he? The Independent are unlikley to have made up a line like "The 30-year-old told club officials today that he wanted to return home to Argentina." More likely the club has leaked this to break the news to us. /relegated if he goes.

Someone could have mentioned it like.

The second drawing is better... also these anal experts endorse both approaches.

Better than The Wire and Breaking Bad?

Has anyone see The Sopranos? Wor lass just ordered it.

First time for everything.

TheMoog aint Stevie.

Exactly. Flim-flamming.

I'm thinking Debuchy will be it. Remember the summer they had Anita sorted out very quickly and 'won't be held to ransom' elsewhere. And then there's the Carroll debacle. Einstein's theory of insanity.

I think they enjoy brinksmanship, gambling and haggling more than what's achievable on the pitch. Cunts as they are.