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I really hope your script gets picked up.

But fuck all that if it looks like we'll lose out on millions next year.

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I'd take the entire Andorran under 21 squad if they could get us competing.

She could be suffering depression. It must be hard being so far from home and having your husband offered so much blart every week.

Oh well if it's pointless speculating, Ant - can you shut the forum down please?

That would be the player's call though. If he felt he had to be back in Argentina with his family indefinitely then what could the club do? Take him to court?

If is wife is terminally or very seriously ill then we'd have little option really. Life>football/money

Good lad. Has he got them written into his contract? 12b. The PLAYER will receive a minimum of 100 top quality cowies per quarter, the PLAYER is entitled to determine cowie quality and request replacements whenever gurning levels have been deemed insufficient. 12f. The PLAYER will have the option of 12 lasses, from a minimum of three races, per month and follow up phone calls are not required. Virgins count double, natch.

Begs the question what do we have to offer top players? Competitive wages - no Likelihood of trophy - fuck off man Good working environment - hmmmmm, I've no idea. Friques and Spiques? It's fucking cold, I know that. Work with a top manager - well, not really, not yet and he's been at it a while now. I think Keegan, for instance, faced with the challenges of this season would still have us in the top half. Shop window - aye, massive, plus the opportunity to model loads of fuckin tat in it. But for foreign players this could actually be, and be being pushed as, one of our biggest strengths. Great stadium - yes, but big fucking whoopee really. Fans - aye, obviously thousands of passionate fans and their associated adoration. If I was weighing up my options it would take a manager with vision, enthusiasm and belief in realising our potential to lure me here rather than somewhere with one of the areas we are lacking (primarily wages). Of course that manager would only convincingly be able to persuade me if he himself believed it and was backed accordingly. And if the team was already in the shite then I'd need pretty please with double cream and extra sugar on top. The buck stops with ambition really, and that requires wedge. So fuck off Ashley. What else are you going to spend your money on? You can only eat so much wagyu man. Become a legend, establish a legacy, pull your fucking finger out.

West Bromwich Albion will swoop at the last minute and turn his head.

He wears corn rows doesn't he? Dodged a bullet tbh.

Can you do this for Arsenal next?

You have to see the season out. Will Man U stay up? Will User quit using? Can he take another team to the bottom of the league with only 4 months to do it?

He looks about 50!

We can no longer compete with the shittest team in the league.

Is Rooney in the reserves? This could be a competition.

How much cash did you raise?

Didn't see it on the highlights, but I may have blinked during those 12 seconds.

Cisse with not one chance on goal? Fuck me sideways.

Sympathies 2bias.

http://www.telegraph...mesickness.html

Fairy nuff. Good luck with it.

Sounds canny, any chance of a deek?

This is fucking great Parky! Have you got any essays?