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He is going to get injured lads, let's be real.

Fuck off baldy.

On a whim, I just allowed Amazon music to present me "my" playlist and I should probably be arrested, the fucking state of it.

Apologies for putting some stats in here.

Fruit can do a lot of heavy lifting with kids. Christ it is a pain though. I understand why parents just fucking give up. I know a lad who lived on cheese and mash his entire childhood (which was a very complex one), turned out 6ft 2 and right as rain. Don't underestimate the power of the apex omnivore to make do.

You think we are bad for this, you should go to France. I have had curries there with less spice than my fucking bedroom.

Dirty, rotten FACT CHECKERS!

Blackpool will be the death of him. How many chippies, pasty and pie shops do you think he can actually will himself past?

He looks like he's been wiping his arse with his face.

If he is still smashing grannies' back doors in, I sincerely hope they have their affairs in order.

In all, 113 different score lines have been achieved in more than 135 years of league football (when considering, for example, winning 12-2 being different from losing 2-12). Before the start of the 2024/25 season, the following clubs have achieved the most of these score lines: Winning 1-0 (33,957 matches): 442 times - Burnley Winning 2-0 (24,262 matches): 382 times - Liverpool Winning 2-1 (30,503 matches): 418 times - Sheffield United Winning 3-0 (12,947 matches): 227 times - Liverpool Winning 3-1 (15,320 matches): 253 times - Manchester City Winning 3-2 (9,525 matches): 158 times - Manchester United Winning 4-0 (5,614 matches): 131 times - Liverpool Winning 4-1 (6,555 matches): 117 times - Arsenal Winning 4-2 (3,888 matches): 75 times - Manchester City Winning 4-3 (1,671 matches): 32 times - Liverpool Winning 5-0 (2,338 matches): 59 times - Manchester United Winning 5-1 (2,533 matches): 54 times - Manchester City Winning 5-2 (1,573 matches): 33 times - Everton Winning 5-3 (608 matches): 15 times - Arsenal, Sheffield United, Wolverhampton Wanderers Winning 5-4 (205 matches): eight times - Leicester City Winning 6-0 (791 matches): 20 times - Liverpool Winning 6-1 (964 matches): 22 times - Manchester United Winning 6-2 (515 matches): 15 times - Aston Villa Winning 6-3 (212 matches): eight times - West Bromwich Albion Winning 6-4 (68 matches): five times - Plymouth Argyle, Wolverhampton Wanderers Winning 6-5 (17 matches): two times - Grimsby Town Winning 7-0 (292 matches): eight times - Arsenal, Fulham Winning 7-1 (341 matches): 12 times - Aston Villa Winning 7-2 (168 matches): seven times - Newcastle United, Sunderland Winning 7-3 (71 matches): four times - Stockport County Winning 7-4 (29 matches): three times - Liverpool, Watford Winning 7-5 (seven matches): two times - Blackburn Rovers Winning 7-6 (one match): one time - Charlton Athletic Winning 8-0 (103 matches): six times - Arsenal Winning 8-1 (94 matches): five times - Wolverhampton Wanderers Winning 8-2 (49 matches): three times - Chester City Winning 8-3 (19 matches): two times - Aston Villa, Blackburn Rovers, Sheffield United Winning 8-4 (five matches): one time - Accrington Stanley, Barnsley, Blackpool, Everton, Leicester City Winning 8-5 (three matches): one time - Burton Swifts, Derby County, Stockport County Winning 9-0 (37 matches): four times - Manchester United Winning 9-1 (34 matches): three times - Blackburn Rovers, Wolverhampton Wanderers Winning 9-2 (25 matches): two times - Mansfield Town, Middlesbrough, Nottingham Forest Winning 9-3 (10 matches): one time - Brighton & Hove Albion, Burnley, Darwen, Derby County, Everton, Hartlepool United, Luton Town, Manchester City, Southampton, Tottenham Hotspur Winning 9-4 (two matches): one time - Bristol City, Gillingham Winning 10-0 (16 matches): two times - Aston Villa, Sheffield United Winning 10-1 (11 matches): one time - Birmingham City, Fulham, Gateshead, Hartlepool United, Huddersfield Town, Hull City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Wrexham Winning 10-2 (six matches): one time - Birmingham City, Darwen, Fulham, Luton Town, Norwich City, Reading Winning 10-3 (three matches): one time - Hull City, Middlesbrough, Stoke City Winning 10-4 (one match): one time - Tottenham Hotspur Winning 11-0 (one match): one time - Oldham Athletic Winning 11-1 (seven matches): one time - Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Bradford City, Hull City, Lincoln City, Notts County, Tranmere Rovers Winning 11-2 (two matches): one time - Oldham Athletic, Sheffield United Winning 11-3 (one match): one time - Manchester City Winning 12-0 (eight matches): two times - Birmingham City Winning 12-1 (one match): one time - Barrow Winning 12-2 (one match): one time - Aston Villa Winning 13-0 (two matches): one time - Newcastle United, Stockport County Winning 13-4 (one match): one time - Tranmere Rovers Drawing 0-0 (14,992 matches): 397 times - Preston North End Drawing 1-1 (24,161 matches): 624 times - Nottingham Forest Drawing 2-2 (10,715 matches): 298 times - Leicester City Drawing 3-3 (2,336 matches): 72 times - Wolverhampton Wanderers Drawing 4-4 (321 matches): 14 times - Tottenham Hotspur Drawing 5-5 (39 matches): three times - Aston Villa, Blackburn Rovers, Grimsby Town, West Ham United Drawing 6-6 (two matches): one time - Arsenal, Charlton Athletic, Leicester City, Middlesbrough Losing 0-1 (33,957 matches): 461 times - Birmingham City Losing 0-2 (24,262 matches): 339 times - Port Vale Losing 0-3 (12,947 matches): 183 times - Leyton Orient Losing 0-4 (5,614 matches): 81 times - Lincoln City Losing 0-5 (2,338 matches): 38 times - Burnley Losing 0-6 (791 matches): 18 times - Notts County Losing 0-7 (292 matches): 10 times - Barnsley Losing 0-8 (103 matches): four times - Birmingham City, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland, Tranmere Rovers Losing 0-9 (37 matches): three times - Darwen Losing 0-10 (16 matches): three times - Darwen Losing 0-11 (one match): one time - Southport Losing 0-12 (eight matches): two times - Walsall Losing 0-13 (two matches): one time - Halifax Town, Newport County Losing 1-2 (30,503 matches): 408 times - Notts County Losing 1-3 (15,320 matches): 212 times - Notts County Losing 1-4 (6,555 matches): 102 times - Grimsby Town Losing 1-5 (2,533 matches): 52 times - Notts County Losing 1-6 (964 matches): 20 times - Crewe Alexandra Losing 1-7 (341 matches): eight times - Birmingham City, Burnley, Derby County, Port Vale Losing 1-8 (94 matches): four times - West Bromwich Albion Losing 1-9 (34 matches): three times - Notts County Losing 1-10 (11 matches): two times - Blackpool Losing 1-11 (seven matches): one time - Carlisle United, Charlton Athletic, Crewe Alexandra, Durham City, Glossop, Newport County, Rotherham United Losing 1-12 (one match): one time - Gateshead Losing 2-3 (9,525 matches): 144 times - Wolverhampton Wanderers Losing 2-4 (3,888 matches): 65 times - Sheffield Wednesday Losing 2-5 (1,573 matches): 29 times - Blackburn Rovers Losing 2-6 (515 matches): 13 times - Leicester City Losing 2-7 (168 matches): eight times - York City Losing 2-8 (49 matches): four times - Leicester City Losing 2-9 (25 matches): two times - Lincoln City Losing 2-10 (six matches): two times - Torquay United Losing 2-11 (two matches): one time - Cardiff City, Chester City Losing 2-12 (one match): one time - Accrington Losing 3-4 (1,671 matches): 32 times - Bolton Wanderers Losing 3-5 (608 matches): 16 times - Middlesbrough Losing 3-6 (212 matches): nine times - Cardiff City Losing 3-7 (71 matches): four times - Darlington, Everton Losing 3-8 (19 matches): two times - Burnley, Leicester City Losing 3-9 (10 matches): one time - Lincoln City, Loughborough, Port Vale, Sheffield Wednesday, Stoke City, Swindon Town, Tranmere Rovers, Walsall, West Bromwich Albion, Wolverhampton Wanderers Losing 3-10 (three matches): one time - Sheffield United, West Bromwich Albion, Wolverhampton Wanderers Losing 3-11 (one match): one time - Lincoln City Losing 4-5 (205 matches): five times - Arsenal, Sheffield Wednesday, Stockport County, West Ham United Losing 4-6 (68 matches): three times - Derby County, Preston North End Losing 4-7 (29 matches): two times - Ashington, Gillingham, Manchester United, Portsmouth, Swansea City Losing 4-8 (five matches): one time - Charlton Athletic, Fulham, Lincoln City, Manchester City, Plymouth Argyle Losing 4-9 (two matches): one time - Exeter City, Gillingham Losing 4-10 (one match): one time - Everton Losing 4-13 (one match): one time - Oldham Athletic Losing 5-6 (17 matches): two times - Crewe Alexandra, Newcastle United, Sunderland Losing 5-7 (seven matches): one time - Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Mansfield Town, Millwall, Reading, Sheffield United, Tottenham Hotspur Losing 5-8 (three matches): one time - Blackburn Rovers, Chester City, Walsall Losing 6-7 (one match): one time - Huddersfield Town No need to thank me @The Fish

Is that right?

Thanks.

Start a thread then. Get it sorted.

Bit harsh on @RobElliott, thought it was a pretty decent summary tbf.

Have you met the English?

Hey baby, can we yield some treasure tonight?

Is. It. Fuck. Man. We look nowhere near the Intertoto triumph.

RIP mate. Hope you can ameliorate this loss with a new hobby. Maybe stand up comedian?

It’s Tottingham, you fucking perpetual bush week, waltzing larrakin, Tim Tam sucking antipodean oaf.

He looked off the pace tonight. Can’t really recall what he did tbf.

You can stick your strawberries and cream up your arse.