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I think this incident requires more analysis from Aeris.

Idiotic challenge, end off.

Fucking awesome to stiff it to those caths at the death.

Get the fucking towels out.

You know Cisse would have kicked it over the bar anyway.

Tiote you mug.

Get the false 9 ready.

They're only arsed if you film any decent action, so you should be fine mate.

Talk to Christmas Tree, he'll sort you out.

We only fuck them when they're still warm.

Tomb Raider, her arse keeps getting me killed.

Why not go the whole hog and shit standing then? I am comfortable in either camp btw, just think standing up is reserved for special occasions, such as if the Queen pops in mid-wipe.

Sit further forward and you'll have to use the brush less.

Conversely it could be stated that standers are so fearful of this simple manoeuvre that they must be cack-handed

If the man is mostly sitting, turn a blind eye to a late flourish, we're not The Bottom Inspectors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QHGqSV-q_o

You're not getting any you chilli skank. Tarragon works though, hoy plenty of that in the next one.

My arse.

Obertan is playing as a false 69

MARJORAM DOES NOT GO IN CHILLI!

Obertan reminds me of a dog trying to turn a corner at pace on linoleum.

And he's a better dribbler.

After years of defending standers on here I just actually thought about it whilst in the act and realised I'm a sitter. Wiping your arse must be a bit like driving a familiar route.

This thread should form part of any future Toontastic induction.

"Wiping your arse started by Holden McGroin" Proper technique that, pull everything forward out the way.