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I've done loads of travelling so not arsed about too much more. I can feel what my regrets would be already, they are all creative and require controlling my poor atten

I might do that from a McDonalds cup.

Right then, after a 15 year hiatus I am now back in action pumping weights and staring at lasses in the gym. What's the current thinking on eating and working out? Before, after, how long after, stuff your face in between sets?

Can we have some photos of these weird looks? I live in Brighton and have sex with women. #conflicted

Does it do chips?

Toontastic old school bender in the summer lads? Sort the wheat from the chaff?

What the fuck? That's almost 10 percent of all humans, assuming they're only counting humans.

Had a decent old school night on Friday as it happens, bed by 5 (I think) and up in the gym at 11. I've been digging over an allotment today, our lass was still suffering. Early grave it is then. I have certainly skipped two nights' sleep several times at festivals.

About 62 hours once, girl I was seeing at the time was a well connected deviant.

Everything looks faked to you you knacker. Were you at the birth of your children? 'I'm sorry but surely there should be more blood than that, and isn't it convenient there's all this medical equipment around? Very suspicious'

A huge percentage of Russian cars have video recording due to the extremely common occurrence of unscrupulous individuals jumping onto cars and then attempting to extort money on the basis of being run over. That is why Russian skies are almost continuously being filmed from all angles. It's also why there are so many YouTube compilations of crazy Russian driving, although the recording does not explain the craziness, the vodka does.

White cars look fucking shite.

I just wanted to get away from the wife's nagging tbh.

In Mother Russia, shockwave updates you.

Thought he was ineffective tonight.

Overrated, the fuckin lot of them.

Pissy tin pot worthless shite trophy anyway.

Canny read that, didn't know that Computer Space was the first game, it's considerably more sophisticated than Pong. Reckon I'll win a few tenners with this knowledge.

Good effort CT!

You're about to lose him to the Vatican anyway mate.

Funny lookin hummus.

A friend of mine was pulled off at the stake in 1988, please keep your hatred in check.

Just rice your boiled potatoes directly into the deep fat fryer, best of all worlds.

That was fast!