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I had a bisexual foursome on a Harley Davison pinball machine you utter faggot of a shambles.

I LIKE TO MAKE THE 69 AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. OH YES.

Any provenance Tom?

He's resigned to his fate.

I walked out of BOTSW, ahead of the crowd.

Bale eats barbed wire and shits out goals.

Did anyone hear about The Onion calling that 9 year old girl a cnut?

On the last (huge) season of the Sopranos, very enjoyable and slightly flies in the face of traditional story telling in that it's difficult to root for any of them, they're such a massive set of cnuts. Has delivered some tremendously funny moments (usually involving Tony calling someone a CW) and is as much an exposition of the cause and effects of borderline personality disorder as it is mob life. 9/10

PM please

Good luck with your move you poor sod.

to be facetious?

In light of the contaminated food scandal, muslim scientists have invented a new computer to assess meat purity. It's called Halal 9000.

Chez is the first part of that quote missing? He says finally on the 4th line..

Fantastic Chez, thanks very much to you and Mutlu.

I was laughing at that, wtf are they doing, fast walking?

Brilliant, narcissism FTW.

All tips would be ignored and he'll end up with a Witches Hat.

Will they secretly be disgusted/envious that we are so openly welcoming to them, even if hackneyed?

"A Real French Day" GCSE French bitches!

Nice. It'll be like a new signing.

Would be better if you filmed the goals and not the aftermath. You have steady hands like, are you Metal Mickey?

Interesting. Conspiracy theory?

Rice them in serial.

Mohammed's loveshack.

That's about 3 jokes for the price of one.