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Outside of Reading and QPR, has anyone actually been consistently shitter than us all season? Our play had been stuttering at best and then we sold our top scorer. Looking at our final games... QPR have scored more and conceded less than us in the last 8 games. We currently have the worst away form in the league and Arsenal have the best away form. Arsenal won't be allowed to forget their capitulation here last season, I expect them to be very highly motivated. Even if we achieve this season's SECOND away win at QPR we could still go down losing to Arsenal. We don't just need to beat QPR, we need to put a few past them to improve our GD and even then I think we'll need to squeeze something from the Arse on the day to be sure.

Leazes finally realising no one gives a fuck.

Wham chews were far more intense than the current watered down EU legislated versions. The excitement of getting a free one (occasionally stamped voucher inside the wrapper) and the return to the sweet shop to legitimately get free ket. Happy days.

I expect the £25m price tags to be slashed by up to 70% once we're relegated. And talk will remain cheap all summer.

Oui, svp.

This type of freak misfortune combined with this and our dreadful inability to score goals makes me feel we are going down again. What a shambles. Ashley you are a disaster. But I do get an email EVERY SINGLE DAY giving me the opportunity to buy some NUFC tat at very attractive prices, which will cheer me through another stint in the league no-one gives a fuck about.

Another good goal disallowed? How many is that this season now?

Spot on, just do the fucking talking on the pitch, the only place it matters (I'm aware we seem mute atm).

He may attempt to do so, but if there is discord in the dressing room then the buck stops with him.

So as was obviously going to happen, the club getting their knickers in a twist leads to the story becoming bigger and more believable. Fucking idiots, unless they actually wanted this excuse lined up before the drop. Either way this does us no good.

luKE EdWaRds?

Bit harsh to ban him before we'd figured out his address.

CT gloating over my redundancy still smarts like. Thompers, a total cunt internet warrior.

If only a solicitor's letter could keep us in the PL.

You do less with your left hand.

A fair shout, HBA is by miles our best hope of goals. I would be telling him to win penalties, just get in the box and jink ffs.

Very nice.

Should we merge with Sunderland?

Is the scenario possible where Wigan and Villa play out a draw to survive in the knowledge Arsenal will likely beat us? Edit - soz Barney.

Actually an improvement.

Even if they win their remaining three games they can only reach a maximum of 34 points. Aston Villa, 17th in the table, are currently on 34 points, but for Villa to lose all of their remaining games would involve 18th-placed Wigan, who they meet on the final day, finishing on a minimum of 35 points.

Pride, something we seem to have lost.