trophyshy

Nay shame!

Aye, it's madness all that, "And now the bride with her work colleagues" "And now the groom with School mates, sorry not you, you were expelled' "The happy couple with their miserable divorced parents and anxious partners" One massive group shot of everyone telling the photographer to get fucked. Job done.

It's all the forced jolliness, and often they're not jolly people. I reckon Andy is jolly though, so he probably pulls it off. (I'm not calling you a puff Andy)

The wedding on Sunday involved a full and agonising 75 minutes of photographs being taken outside the church after the retro sing song inside. All the guests forced into milling around until called forward to be rotated along a line until it was properly 'balanced'. It was boiling hot, no one had eaten for hours. The nearest pub was 1.2 miles away, the nearest off license was 1.1 miles away. I was asking the married couples there if they thought they'd spent more time having photos taken at their wedding than they'd actually spent looking at those photos, invariably they conceded the former was true. The photographer stayed until pretty much the very end of the do, just after midnight. I'm sure he snapped me dancing to MC Hammer, the cunt. It would ruin my day tbh. I want to spend the day with my mates, not have some stranger all up in my grill treating me like a Moss Bros mannequin, touching my bird and minesweeping. Fair play though, nice way to make a living I reckon.

Journeymanager

Get him telt MT. You might as well start looking for something else Andrew. When do you start?

I thought England looked decent tonight just either selfish or wayward with their final balls. Ireland defended very well apart from the goal.

Campbell has looked absolutely sensational so far in the PL. Be lucky to hold onto him.

Congrats Andrew, still gaming?

It's going to be tonight, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfDSkpCW6rI

Hey, it's a step up from the T-Shirt!

So you didn't like my pyramid scheme? Nambypambyism alive and well. The poor little mites, they're being abused by the rich! Save them, save them! Wonga and the like are facets of the ugly end of our ruinous system. Plenty of wrong in Wonga, and a thousand other industries. As has already been noted. We can try and look out for the poor, but really we should be going after the rich.

Therefore it's only right to exploit them, we should cut out the debt and just get the economically feckless to build us some pyramids for their booze. This Friday, get lashed for just 50 lashes or less!

Interesting that the mainstream media is not covering the Muslim riots in Sweden. Fearing the same here? Rivers of blood?

They apparently have been lending to people who are unable to understand; drunks, children and the mentally ill.

Van Basten would probably say otherwise tbh

Or you coud do this if you want to spunk the moolah, looks great!

As you already have one an ipad with a decent app may well be your cheapest solution. I've not looked into it much tbh, but it's probably how I will run my next Industrial Dubstep Gangband. This one seems canny -https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/edjing-dj-mixer-console-studio/id493226494?mt=8

Have you got an ipad?

Crystal Palace is a piss easy journey for me. I'll probably still not bother like.

If he can make it here he'll make it anywhere. It's up to him

Just watched this docramentry. Hubba Hubba!

It's already blown up in our faces, but the puppet master would prefer to continue with his Primark dummy in pieces and our complexions covered in Alan's innards.