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trophyshy

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  1. She's a wall-eyed Brienne of Tarth bonnie lad.
  2. I'll freely confess to shambles and even take shithead on the chin tonight, but that mamp queen is about as edgy as a satsuma.
  3. Thank fuck for this argument about who was and who was not legitimately into Kenickie in the 90s, this place has been crying out for a shot in the arm. I thought they were gash when I eventually heard about them in 2013.
  4. Exactly, the massive hypocrite. Does Sharia know what offside is?
  5. Outrageous! What the fuck did she see in him!
  6. Our set of Cockney caths all would.
  7. I simply don't like the concept, nothing anyone says will alter that, no matter how many examples they invent. I'll invent an example. Imagine there are two birds, they've both got the same size tits and are equally pulchritudinous. I know one of them is better at blow jobs but she's also known for being a bit of a runaround. Let's call her Lucy and the less gifted one Mary. Even though she claims otherwise, I know it's possible Lucy will cheat on me but I'll still be tempted by her because of the high standard of fellatio. Maybe I can encourage the shitty blow job bird, sorry Mary, to be lift her game a bit, who knows? What am I in it for, what's my long term investment? Would I be better off just visiting a prostitute once a week and having a deep and meaningful with my sister's best mate? She's called Verity, but she's not much to look at tbh. Am I going to risk syphilis from the tart Lucy all for the sake of a better weekly nosh? Do I try and keep her in the house so she can't cheat on me even though I'm taking a greater risk for the better sex? Shall I tape her mouth up when she leaves the house? I mean, for the sake of 5 minutes trouble a day I'm getting much better oral sex after all. It was what I wanted, and I went into it with both eyes open. So I go with Mary and she is good for a while, but the lollipop work remains lacking and I keep thinking about Lucy. In time I hear that Lucy is single and has remained single ever since I spurned her, even though she's got all the best releases, I mean blow jobs. So one drunken night I find myself on eBay ordering a Lucy bundle and I start seeing her on the side, and what do we learn - that the blow jobs are no fucking better after all. So I have invested in both these chicks, one of them who may be cheating on me but in the end there is no discernible difference between the two, they're both shit at blow jobs and I'm almost hoping they are cheating on me so I can dump them. They can fuck each other for all I care, I've ordered an Oculus Rift anyway. Is it worth it? Really?
  8. So irrespective of the 23% price difference, not the 5% you allude to with your car analogy, the main thrust of your argument is; I don't want a camera in my living room - you say I should still pay for it and turn it off I don't want to spend £80 on something that I don't want - you say I should not be considering buying a games machine for circa £400. In the face of such majestic logic I think I'll just get a PS4 thanks Ant.
  9. It has a built in camera that watches you to see what you are doing. Sashay over into the gaming forum for more...
  10. It's not daft at all, I'm surprised this has to be emphasized, especially this week. A built-in networked camera in the living room in a gaming machine is completely nuts and totally unnecessary, even before Prismgate. The real kicker for MS is that this probably represents a significant part of the additional £80 - which may mean nothing to you but will be ample reason for many. Hoist by their own petard here I think, PS4 to win this round. Edit - in fact I wonder how committed MS are along the manufacturing process, I would not be surprised to see the camera pulled in the base model.
  11. Or have the option to not buy it.
  12. Imagine what they'll have you doing in the next gen LA Noire, a six hour stakeout sat on your fucking sofa.
  13. Why would anyone want a camera in the room watching them is beyond me, unless you're paid by the minute.
  14. I'm throwing my lot in with Deaders, PS4 all the way. FUCK THE XBOX ONE
  15. If he comes back I'll have a shit on Fenwick's window.
  16. What an odious, beer swilling turd he is. Do you think he talks like that to his missus?
  17. He's not a completely selfish cunt, which is what TPTB are mostly relying on tbh.
  18. International class action against the US Government anyone? Mancmag are you up for it?
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