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Happy Titmas Fisty! http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6552049/b156c2d2/d_titty_flash_monday_compilatie_.html

Who the fuck is Lee Parses?

Llambias played a significant role in finalising transfer deals didn't he? Who is going to negotiate with clubs now, Kinnear?

Is a less ambitious club than us in the league?

As if. "Hey everyone, check out this tragedy and buy some fucking shit while you're at it."

Bloody hellfire, that explains the term 'growler'.

Happy Birthday lads!

Well bend me over then why don't you?

If you keep bread in the fridge it lasts longer. (Irrelevant if you have four slices buttered with every meal).

So mostly wanking then?

To paraphrase, I hope Mike Ashley ends up homeless on the streets sucking off Joe Kinnear for cheap cider.

If everyone didn't spend most of their lives chasing resources, how would you they fill their time? Assume you're in the top tier of Maslow's heirarchy of needs, so, what would you be doing?

Get crouch, bent and brown eye in.

KWAI-NOUGH

I am trying to acquire some of these on eBay. How much are they in the shops?

He will do far more damage than we can even imagine.

I can see us in for Crouch too.

Both slang for hyemmers anarl.

And the bizarre creations of evolution therein.

Bent is an awesome target man for hoofball.

Ice cream scoop? Like school dinnaz?

Too cheap for such a versatile consistent derp.