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Has the window slammed open yet?

Resting or fully charged?

Just admit it Ant, we're all friends here, you're getting a PS4 aren't you.

You're either at the table or you're not. We were at the table for a good few years and maybe that's hurt us, as individuals, over time. A taste of honey is worse than none at all.

I have just to annoy Ant.

You'll need some sort of wig then mate.

I WANT TO BE ONE OF THE CLUBS RUINING FOOTBALL.

What is the benefit? It's like a quid cheaper, other than that is it just to guarantee on release day Soz Jonasjuice, I didn't read your post - get yersel an avatar mate.

There's a canny if small lake behind HM Frankland Prison. Surrounded by gnarly old trees and resplendent with Great Crested Grebe if you don't mind the cameras following you.

What did you pay?

You'll spend little else up the Arse though, 5 days at the Riverside you're likely to spunk a further £250+ on booze, food, taxis etc. Basically you can have a week's holiday for the price of watching a test in Chester le Street.

Mental that like, cheapest ticket at Durham is £95 in the shite seats. I like cricket but at those prices I hope it crawls up its own arse.

Test Cricket is disgustingly expensive to attend. How much are ODIs?

This whole thread is actually just to tempt my bird to sign up so I can publically get rid.

Did you really dump her for Toontastic?

Still uncool, sorry.

Kenickie were not cool, and pretending to have heard of them was not cool, and even actually having heard of them was not cool either. And mentioning them 18 years later is not cool. Uncool as fuck, this entire conversation.

This morning we have 21 members logged in and 30 guests. I appreciate a canny few of the guests will be NSA and their associates, but for the three or four real human beings reading - how about signing up and getting involved? We have a canny few vacancies at the minute; 1. Enthusiastic ADHD type poster 2. Smart arse so called lawyer type, preferably in pointy shoes 3. Rambling racist, pathologically repetitive and righteous 4. Virgin young'n overly eager to fit it 5. Insane body building menace 6. Sophisticated ladies man 7. Wannabe politician seeks posting record 8. Sarcastic pseudo-intellectual who does amusing impressions of people he's never heard. 9. Someone to replace Fish. 10. 'Scandinavian' WUM Or you could just come as yourself. Howay the lads (and lasses)!

Big up yersel HF.

J69 will let us know which one.

Oh aye, I'm not contesting that of course, she's worth an extended nose pinch.