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1 shot on goal, that was Tiote from 40 yards. Pathetic.

Bottom. The only way is up.

Straight red? Lol

Is Anita purple yet?

Jonas injured, couple of red cards, might sign someone with the Cabaye money.

Please ban vinegar tits.

Great goal.

Good effort lads. 6 minutes.

Anyone have a sous-vide?

His missus will be gagging for it.

Pardew will be ecstatic.

The rumour down here is he took a shit in the Crystal Palace dressing room during the first half when they last played at the AMEX.

I was just joining in my friend. We all live in a fucked up submarine.

And I'm sure there's an alien base on the dark side of the moon.

Decent if small squad, average manager, pathetic board. Relegation or redundancy nailed on this season.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/poll/2013/aug/15/first-premier-league-manager-sacked-poll

What a prize cunt. He's clearly already lost his precious ring.

"Former Beetroot Packer" makes him as close as it gets to being out in the PL.

Awful first game to have, the expected full goatsee experience could see whatever confidence we may have (hopefully not as sparse as I imagine) rapidly dissipate.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/way-beyond-anything-weve-done-before-building-the-world-of-g

Hopefully,aye.

Where does the Pink Panther play cricket?

Ruud Wanck's promoted! http://m.campaignlive.co.uk/article/1194483/ruud-wanck-promoted-group-m

Cream teas