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Sentimental tosh with scant regard for the bottom line, Ashley wouldn't get past 30 seconds.

He's a moron. First to be sacked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo8jh2jXO4k

All prospects are horrific until Ashley goes, or has a massive change of heart. If we don't score a goal today then I think Pardew should be dropped off in Hendon tonight like this;

So. Any transfer news then fellows?

I had sex without a condom in the eighties.

Although I agree with much of his sentiment today, MiliBand is a disgrace as leader of the opposition. 3 years he's been at this job and he still sounds like Pitt the Embryo.

That is the question.

Too daft to know.

Happy Birthday darling. Xx

Russia sending anti submarine ships and anti-missile arrays now.

I can't believe we are going to do this again, the risks of escalation much worse than previous, what precisely are we kicking off in the ME this time? WW3? Tweet your MP FFS. #NoMoreWar. http://tweetminster.co.uk/mps

You can make the light strobe on iPhones. If you give me your phone number, sort code and bank account LTB, I will turn it on remotely. Nay bother.

Have you tried ringing it?

No need to buy any strikers having pannered these lot (128 places below us).

IT's ONLy a FUckiNG GOAL!

Fucking hell man, shambolic some of this.

We're so shit in front of goal we really should just be trying to win penalties.

Brother Sammy makes Shola look like his father. Do we ever train at shooting, d'think?

Get young Armstrong on.

Boredom mostly, it's the most interesting part of their Wiki page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kfhd8-swEY

2-0.

Pardew's lies, like two fat girls shitting in my Bovril mug.