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Ease off the mushies Mandy pet.

He must be a considerate lover, endless foreplay and no finishing in the box.

Some braindead moron from Penshaw almost killed me driving clean through a STOP sign at 30 miles an hour. Fucked my neck forever, no joke. His equally braindead daughter (who was sat in the back of his car) launched a legal claim against ME for whiplash injuries. CUNTS.

Milan game is next Tuesday. I know this because I will be on a fucking bastard plane at the time.

It would actually be fitting if it started in Sunderland. Thousands of people running away from the shit, piss and mouthbreathers. Probably improve race times.

Howay man let’s gan! Wuz had Micky McMick’s epic stag dee there! And, it’s just doon the road from Bilbao, our famous long-time marraquentas.

Black cats invented luck.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/jan/16/fa-sunderland-pitch-invader-steve-harper-newcastle

I have just realised I will be on a plane to Las Vegas when this match occurs ffs.

Most of us go to work to escape our children. Bruno man, get some fucking boundaries.

I approve, we need something to change and if Eddie Howe is not prepared to do it, we here at toontastic will just have to step the fuck up.

Is there anyway to get tickets if you have no ST? Are we into dick sucking territory now?

Is Bruno’s contract still unresolved?

He needs to play his best players. Fuck off the shite and whatever fantasies he has about being good at subs. Just put the best players out ffs.

We have a system?

What has happened to this team?

Which cunt started this thread?

Game over. Our “stars” look more like black holes today.

Gash. Lacking confidence, spark. Really missing Willock. Howe needs to get his hairdryer out.

Nay one will poach wuz playaz if they nevah win marra. FTM.