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1. Pardew can't moan really as he, like JFK, was also a drinking mate brought in to further Ashley's cause, nepotism seems to be the Ashley way. What his cause is? Well, money. 2. More goals was is our main priority. Ashley penny pinching again so we got a loanee, with no option to keep, who might be done for rape. Assuming Ashley doesn't install a meth lab run by under age prostitutes it would be difficult to tarnish our club much further, whereas QPR were happy to shift him out while the cloud's over him. He looks good though, so hopefully this poor girl will accept a decent pay off and we can get 20 goals off him this season. 3. Pardew is not a top 6 manager; we had some hungry new players, Ba was fantastic and Cisse was scoring with his cock out. I reluctantly conclude that the blend of the team that season was serendipitous rather than deserved. 4. Anywhere between 8 and 18 depending on injuries and crowd anger. 5. Requires immense confidence and nerve to have that approach, but it's worked so far. 6. Excellent work to be fair. He looks the business. You probably need to squeeze into Europe to hang onto him if he keeps improving. 7. My girlfriend is from your neck of the woods and her parents are Villans. Her folks are alright, and obviously she's canny enough; nay accent. My having no previous exposure other than the aforementioned, I thought your lot were okay. However, the first time I met her cousin, whilst exposing his massive Villa tattoo, he gleefully regaled about how 'fucking delighted' he was that we were relegated at your ground. I also met a Villan at a conference a few weeks before we went down who was also absolutely cock-a-hoop that we were facing the drop, really fucking basking in it; Glowing. I understand hating local rivals and resenting clubs who have had loads of success, but we are just another also ran, insignificant, perennial failures, so why the hate? If one of you can adequately explain this to me then that might help me move on from thinking you're a bunch of cunts. 8. 9th or 14th 10. top - Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Man U. Liverpool could just do it though, the fuckers. Spurs to stutter again. bottom - Palace, Sunderland, Hull 11. 0 - 0 and boring as fuck.

Cutlery? Luxury.

Has this thread turned the average football supporter into a moaning girls blouse?

I've got a Pi I've never taken out of the package, is there a page of instructions to set this up you could link me to?

What's your views on how you celebrated our relegation and took the mick out of our beloved homeboys Ant and Dec?

Bloody sheets, more like.

Is Marco van Basten a cunt?

Do you like a buttered slice yourself?

Who are the top three centre forwards you have played against? Which game is your favourite football memory and why? Do you actually know Harper? When was the last time you banged a 14 year old?* *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Italy

Mcfaul's gonna gan light. In some parallel universe where we had their success, we would have the global pull etc. Sadly we've been run by cunts far more than them.

22 is in Qatar isn't it? Not sure the Middle East will have recovered by then so Greg must be hoping we can stage it in radiation free Cornwall.

It just could be strategic, another way of lowering expectations and diverting attention. I can't believe anyone other than Kinnear believed all the shite he came out with, especially Ashley. Where is the little lush anyway? Not a peep from him since the window slammed down on his fingers.

Some people down here would argue against that tbf.

Loaning your own football club money because you got it relegated is like loaning your wife money because she lost her job because you wouldn't let her out the house.

Looking very good. Watch the player interaction later in the clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtMJfWoWCGY Nov 22nd

Fill yer boots man. http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/021438.htm

Like clockwork

Is it 60 holes in 60 minutes?

Is there a Papa Johns up there yet? Miles better than Dominos filth.

I only started wanking 5 minutes after installing my first modem.

Go to the pub mate.

Recipe?