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Shower in the morning, Whore's bath at lunchtime. Soak in your own filth for an hour when you get home, Quick rinse off before you got to bed so you don't dirty the bed sheets. Anyone unhappy with that?

So we're all showering twice a fucking day now, is that it?

Almost mandatory really. Saul spin off something else to cling on to.

Bieber fan creates sex dungeon. NSFWOHTBH

Breadmakers are usually bloody noisy, an oft overlooked element of the 'experience'.

Damascus have accepted Russian proposal. Putin>Obama

www.sarinwarehouse.com?

Good excuse to put a hot tub on your dog's toilet

Eeking it out now I think. Inevitable.

19? Plenty of time for the climate to adjust tbf.

If you're going to sell your soul to the devil, you might as well let him go balls deep.

Netflix. It's alaada shite really man.

Dave Lee-Travis might?

Your surname is Yoghurt-Cannon? Sweet!

What happens when a double barreled marries another double barrelled in the same scenario? Mr and Mrs Bunch-Of-Fucking-Fannies?

Used?

I've just bought 2 kilograms of fresh Habaneros. (they're chillies CT)

Three Lions isn't as enjoyable on a cowie though.

Japan has the best rail system in the world, to my experience. Is this where the hooter goes off on QI?

Not only did we treat Robson like a cunt, apparently he actually was one as well! Genius really.

My so-called mate's owed me a grand for 18 months. Zero interest. What a mug I am.

Was that you you cunt! I was mauled by a horse as a bairn, you insensitive bastard.

Is there no fucking footy on today? What is this shit?

As if you'd let that go.