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Shove and shiv I say.

People who treat escalators like they're a fucking funfair ride. MOVE! CUNTS!

No but they can prescribe Sativex. Aim for that.

Have you heard about this scally who failed to book the Register Office for his wedding and so hoaxed a bomb scare to avert his castration? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-24624639 Been jailed for a year.

Surely the employer and agency know how long clearance takes?

Just turn up on the day you were due to start. Is the agency likely to get you an interview elsewhere or can you firebomb them with impunity?

On the bright side you'll have your clearance ready for next time. Wor lass was very strongly encouraged to apply for a role at work, interviewed and then not given it (she 'wasn't experienced enough' which they knew without the need to interview her). She was obviously a bit pissed off and confused. I was stotting as I'd given up an entire Sunday to help her with her presentation. Well half an hour anyway. Then, 2 weeks later she was offered it on an interim basis. Employing people is one area of life where any sort of common decency no longer seems to be valid, you're up for a job then expect to be treated like shite.

Nice to see Drummer bang one in.

Tripadvisor them back to the fucken dole G.

They are fucking gash and we've run into something like form the last couple of games. We're both quite leaky at the back, but we can at least score. I think we'll do them by a goal or 2.

It's mesmerising to be fair, like a burlesque slug.

Watching Luther, it's not bad although the main chap's acting is a bit all awar the shop at times and that lass's top lip, it sticks oot further than her tits!

Shambolic tbh. I hope you are going to destroy them on Tripadvisor.

Are you using the pouffe Gem?

Fucking a duck, what was the main?

His nose is fucking massive, isn't it? Our very own Pinocchio.

Yeah wor lass had taken it out to play a 'Girls' DVD this morning. Obviously she is getting the blame no matter what.

My 'lifelong' Arsenal supporting friend had pretty much washed his hands of them in the summer, saying Wenger had lost it and the club was going backwards and he wasn't bothered about them any more etc etc. The cunt is now crowing like a cunt, the cunt.

My play disc somehow got scratched, I think my GTAO experience is over.

another 2 points hoyed away Alan.

Surely not?

That's a bit negative, we can still win this pet.

This thread is almost useless for commentary. I'm going to the BBC.

Mbiwa off?!

I'm not watching this but good to hear that. Always thought he could perform a Beardsley type role.