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Run it off you big puff.

Apart from the Partridge it seems like the dullest book ever written. "And in my bathroom we have the towel cupboard; although I do confess there are a few flannels in there too!"

The 'greatest manager of all time' and this is the patter in the book? Is there nowt about who had the biggest cock between Dion Dublin and Dwight Yorke?

Probably because when you were ten you weren't drinking three bottles of McEwan's Champion every day.

Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.

i.e. not pretentious enough for some.

He's just a thinking man's Obertan really. Get rid.

Gravity (3D), it sucks you in and holds you to the end. Worth a trip out.

Can you play a full 90 minute match?

Completely cheating to shave one in. Like buying a ready meal to serve your customers Brock. Scandalous, shameful and I wish I could just do that.

He will.

Get in. I always thought it was the local journos holding us back.

Joe Hart dropped after Pantiloon toon shut out.

December 2013 All journalists banned January 2014 Any fan showing dissent ejected and black listed from the ground March 2014 Massive backlash, at last, and significant drop in attendances. April 2014 Joe Kinnear pleads with the fans to leave Mike alone. May 2014 Newcastle finish 15th, Pardew resigns citing 'unrealistic fans made my life hell', joins Palace. June 2014 New Newcastle manager, JFK, announces no new signings possible due to reduction in gate receipts. 6 first teamers sold, no replacements brought in. August 2014 Newcastle open the season with their lowest attendance in 30 years. May 2015 Newcastle relegated August 2015 Newcastle sold at last, still no work from Mike.

Reported.

"We ad a difficuh 2 owers against City the uvva day" "Some uf these playaz hav got smaw children" "dahn fuhget Cisse is gluten intoleran" "Those lads are stiw cummin to terms wiv nine eweven" etc etc

More players to spoil and befuddle? Why not just let the academy take us down on the cheap.

Cisse is doing neither.

That'll be his epitaph at this rate.

You think you're sick of him now? Is it 6 years or only 5? I forgot myself in all this excitement.

We're not in Kansas anymore.

Still dining out on those goals, needs to get over himself or a kick up the arse or an intelligent strike partner.

I can see him being tempted though. He could be THE MAN there.

The term 'form is temporary but class is permanent' works both ways. I think Cisse arrived in the form of his career.