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Gollum out.

Owen the reasonable landlord there.

I wonder who Michael Owen is rooting for (besides himself).

JFK's greatest success has been allowing us to forget about him.

Happy Birthday mate.

Watch Blake 7 again.

Yeah. Meg, she's 9 weeks old.

Not really the right thread, but we have just acquired this little sweetheart.

Should be castrated.

2:00

Just make all your passwords 'FUCKYOU[insert company name]69'

I've asked for a pasta maker as it's pretty much the only kitchen item I don't have. So I'll be getting that and the usual 6-10 bottles of whiskey.

I still feel guilty about that. If it's any consolation, our camp food was bland.

I've smoked tea leaves.

This is the best tasting strong teabag I've had; And I've had a few teabags in my time. One for the gamers there.

FYP

Cutting edge threesome.

Ban him from all competitions. Please.

Bought a new(er) car a couple of weeks ago, been vandalised twice already. Fucking humans.

£50 says it's cheating. You cheating cunt.

Bagsy first dibs on the 'other'.

Mars doesn't need women.