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If you were a Gold subscriber you'd probably be alright, but if you're Bronze you might as well just look out the winda.

Not quite what you're asking, but my lass once fell down the gap between the train and the platform rushing to get on. She was okay, which is just as well given how hard I laughed.

Could do a job for the mackems.

Sounds like a Parkism

That's more like it! I'm hoping Watchdogs will be the clincher for me, although AC4 does look canny.

Tripel Karmeliet, tasty gear.

Rodgers is, on the pitch, like what the press built AVB up to be. AVB has got a long way with faux gravitas and a thick accent.

Nice drop. Cheers!

AVB out, the mardy ranga.

Spurs are pathetic.

A product of his environment.

I'll take that as a no.

More pisswank overnight so far.

Happy Birthday! What did the cats get you?

The ref is down!

Why oh why did he not wallop that ffs

Canny that, Shola due a goal.

No lass about so knocked this up tonight; Peri peri colcannon, chipotle sausages, habanero gravy and wasabi mushy peas.

Happy Birthday bonnie lad!

Now that's what I call a surveillance state.

They eat dogs so they'd know.

Kim Wrongun has executed his uncle. Proper politics that mind.

Well that's ruined my evening. Thanks very much.