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I've heard he's bequeathed it to Dennis Wise.

Afaic that spineless oaf Pardew has broken Cisse and doesn't have the means to fix him. A tragedy. We should be shipping the feckless manager, not our best striker.

The Fat Control Freak.

He might struggle with putting his foot in his mouth though.

If he's resigning to placate the fans then I think they would have a statement from him. This is a polite sacking.

He should add a couple of samosas tbf.

Yeah Ant. And let Leazes back on while you're at it.

Cabaye sold, bonus pocketed, Calais Wine Superstore sale now on.

Maybe Wenger's rang him up and offered him a better role.

Poor old Joe. Seems like a decent bloke. I feel sorry for him.

Blockade would be more interesting.

His contract was reported as being heavily incentivised with numerous 'enhancements' offsetting the relatively low basic pay. It's not too great a leap to think some of these might be a cut of player sales, although as conflicts of interest go it's a doozy.

Have you been Pard?

You have my axe.

None of them give a fuck. Where is our Dragon Queen FFS?

Agree with this, anyone thinking otherwise has been conned. Pardew is a weasel and he is trying desperately to maintain a little respect from the fans with the 'it's nothing to do with me' shite. If it actually is nothing to do with him then what is his point as a manager of Newcastle United? His team talks and selections are doing fuck all. Either come out and say the truth and accept the consequences or just don't talk at all as your position is untenable either way. The shilly shallying makes him look even more of a cunt. Personally I would prefer a conveyor belt of managers who stand up (at least somewhat) to the owner until the owner realises it's not worth his trouble and sells up. Pardew should be on the side of the team and therefore the fans, but he actually makes it easy for Ashley and for that reason alone; fuck him, he's part of the problem.

Pointless is as good a word as any. I wish I was able to stop caring.

He's allegedly a football manager too.

It's Mike's decision. And yes it's beyond all realms, known, unknown and yet to be.

Mike throwing these deliberately?

They really need the points. Alan has been saying we're 'at the top of our league' and has never beaten them. Likely we'll lose again.

Bohemian Rhapsody De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong etc etc.

Narcissists surround themselves with intellectually inferior, compliant sycophants.

How about Papa Don't Preach; De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong, De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong. Or, Shout by Tears for Fears; De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong. This kids going to be mint, for the songs alone.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/25992021