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Thames or Severn?

Seriously? Mike and Al pulling up trees!

When did we last lose 5 on the spin at home?

COME ON CISSE, REPAY THE FAITH WE'VE SHOWN IN NOT BEING ABLE TO GET RID!

Shame about the plug.

I'd love it, love it if we finished just ahead of the worst Man U team in 25 years.

Are we still playing?

I've met Harry Secombe Fish.

And the Tooj shall set you free.

He's no Cisse.

That Slopestyle had surprisingly few Asians in it. But it was awesome to watch. Winter Olympics more entertaining than Summer Olympics, largely due to the increased likelihood of injury I reckon.

500-1, worth 50p?

Loads of teams of just one. That's not a team. Not even sure if two is a team. Definitive sign of global warming imo.

Probably get goatsied, will be interesting to see how Alan Pardew 'sets us up'.

Are we safe?

Ah okay. Article just published. Scammers.

http://www.winnersports.co.uk/carroll-i-didnt-want-to-leave-newcastle-39636

There was none of this under Joe.

And watch us slide. :/

Shocking. If you bring your own seat you should get a discount.

Say Mike reneged on his agreement to spend £20m per year on the team, the fat cunt. (that last bit is optional)

So called match goers tbh.

Trotter

He broke him over the line.