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Tripping balls now up the cathedral.

Krul a big Flappy Bird fan.

Our biggest threat now is Pard's half time team talk.

He's probably marvelling at how much goth is on the jukebox

Crikey.

Magnificent that.

Have you heard his latest crack? Were after CL level players now apparently.

I think they want to lower expectations so far that we're relieved when St James's Park is turned into affordable housing.

It's only February mate.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/27/sunderlands-capital-one-cup-final-suits-supplied-by-newcastle-owner-mike-ashley-4329265/?ITO=news-sitemap

No. What the fuck are you on about ??? There are guarantees sticking with a manager though. I wouldn't object quite so much to our obvious predicament if our manager could actually get some decent, consistent football going. He's an oaf who is fortunate to both be in the role and have enough 'magic' players to carry the can for him now and then. When the football is dire it strips away the last vestiges of delusion that there is any good reason to support these complete mugs who've stolen our club and piss on the city.

When I was 15 I had sex with a 14 year old schoolgirl. It was fantastic tbh and, unlike these days, I didn't have to buy her the outfit.

As it ever was. EU total earnings cap. Let's woo these boys with the climate instead.

It seems pointless investing in the squad when we have such a limited manager, but I suppose without buying some quality we would be nailed on for relegation. Why not spend £1-2m a year on a proper manager? Tell him up front he'll have £20m a year to spend on top of any sales and have a go. This slow growth will only be malignant with that muppet in charge of football.

£16 million spent, £32 million sold.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-warns-toon-army-6755934 Shut your irrelevant noise you tremendous cunt.

3 - 0 to the only Geordie involved.

HI EVERYBODY! If I have 3 beans and I add 3 more beans, what do I have?!

Fucking endless aren't they? HI EVERYBODY! I'm avoiding real life by doing a phd in whether or not eating chips or pies before a game affects the result. Nailed on to get me a proper job, I'm sure you'd agree. Please complete my 25 minute questionnaire and I'll never be here again! Probably a good deal thinking about it.

Do this next time you go shoe shopping.

Christ! That makes Ashley look like Mother Theresa.

I only mentioned it as it's flumoxxed many people, myself included, as it is so badly worded on almost all HMRC literature. Public service and all that.