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Awesome.

Perhaps a few more years of the tv money will satisfy him and he'll sell up. Seems unlikely.

Maybe. He's human inside all that aloof blubber.

Should we actually try and have an amnesty? Bury the hatchet with him? Reach and touch somebody's (fat) hand?

I'd like it if we played decent football and didn't talk about revenue streams.

I think that song upsets him and he wants to spite us. Propose rewriting it to 'invest in our club, develop our clu-ub, you benevolent athlete, please win us a cup'.

And be less of a cunt, while he's at it.

Why would anyone buy a club FFS?

An apt term for the club these days.

While sticking pins in your eyes to simulate the football.

Anyone who's playing Ireland.

Firebomb his stores, when they are closed.

I've not touched it for months, what are you still doing?

All they deserve is an empty stadium, relegation and 10 years in Pennywell.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/378853/Newcastle-boss-Alan-Pardew-to-ask-Mike-Ashley-for-FIVE-new-signings-at-end-of-season-talks 5 new signings to keep us in the Goldilocks zone.

I think the stakes are way beyond football and the response should be escalated in the extreme. These people should not be able to sleep at night.

Jay Jay Sea, where are you?

Well I knew that tbf, I was hoping for some creative sarcasm rather than the stark reality.

Might start following Brighton next year, proximity.

8th would be canny though.

Self respect too. Maybe this is why they go for Frenchies, easier to obfuscate reality.

When will some radgey say enough is enough? When he takes our first borns?

If you are still going to match you're effectively taking it hard and bareback from Pardew whilst deep throating fat Mike. How can you live with yourself man? They won't even pay for your taxi home.

What, do you think, is our pitch to players? "Come and join us, we'll aim to get a top ten English Premier League finish but there's fuck all chance of a cup run so you won't be too busy" "Hey, meet our amazing coaching staff! Certain to send you backwards, reducing your value, self esteem and cock size" "Wear the famous black and white, complete with sponsorship by the country's biggest loan shark, Wonga, helping people sell their grannies since 2006" "Play in front of the meekest morons in football, they'll keep paying your wages no matter how shite you get!"