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I hate the off season almost as much as I hate the on season.

I think our net will be negative and we'll get no one special over the line. Get focussed on that.

Maybe we should employ Gérard De-pardieu. AMIRITE?

My holiday next month cancelled thanks to wor lasses work. Fucking arseholes.

Stabbed in the neck imo.

Looking forward to seeing him at the WC, will be magical (miraculous?) if he scores.

Dignity?

Did you bury any computers though?

Shola for mascot.

Congratulations Madrid.

My favourite pastime tbf.

Have you seen Newcastle this year?

He didn't mean like that.

What an unbelievable knob/tragedy.

Nice music. Was this basically because you never completed JSW?

Especially as the Drummer will be Escobarred soon.

David Moyes has lamped someone in Cliterhoe.

Wishing you a good day Ant. I'm losing this popularity contest badly. What a lovely birthday gift.

Baldrick!

Not content with merely mocking dweebs, Gemmill felt the need to marry one.

Worried about his future. No surprise considering endless recession, climate change and the housing bubble. I might launch a Kickstarter for poor Yoyo's future security and cake fund.

What's the point of a revolution if you can't spit at English retards?

They've got The Sage, the Millenium Bridge and the Angel but don't want any reciprocated glory from Newcastle? Madness.