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Not so much had my expectations dampened down, more my general interest pissed all over really.

So, worth watching th'neet?

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Have we signed a striker or a CB yet?

I spent the entire 90s raving and know virtually none of this music.

Shola still available.

How does it feel being owned by people who live in the dark ages?

That ridiculous black panel on the chest, is that to signify that the heart has been removed from the club?

FRIENDLIES MEAN NOTHING

Exactly! Call that a knife?

Stevie can you set your phone as a hot spot (wi-fi point that uses 3/4g) and link Gemmill's ipad to the wifi on your phone? Will require a large data plan and your phone being fully charged (or plugged in). With any luck you'll be knocked out anyway and miss the club's invasive surgery by Man City. Good luck with the op btw. WTF good is a fighter jet if there's a bomb on a plane anyway? 'don't you dare set off that bomb or we'll blow you out of the sky!'.

Can we hold his?

My mate Mash once spilled his lsd onto the floor in Dogstar, it gave me enormous pleasure to shout 'that's not how you drop acid man!'

No, but it allowed me to take my glasses off.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/ashley-cole-fitting-in-well-at-roma-photoshop-thread-irvine-welsh-approved.394073/page-2

What, the fuck, is the frequency Kenneth?

I'm not commenting on the friendly today, last week or next year, they are all meaningless. I am corralled by the abysmal and malignant status quo.

Some sort of weird lopsided fence that.

Never stopped being relevant to me, I just tire of typing it out. Makes me sound cynical, bitter and seething with hatred.

This. We are turbogash with a joke of a manager and a cunt of an owner. If you've become excited or even hopeful by the ragtag bunch of 'potentials' we've brought in to raise ticket sales and cover Pardew's incompetent hairy arse, you're as thick as whale mince.

I reckon a loan is the perfect deal for this lad. Makes sense all round.

If you're uncomfortable at being thought of as a mercenary Andrew that's fair enough, but don't rob us of our right to call you one.

I wanna foam I wanna foam I wanna f f o f o a m!

You've been a bit like vanishing foam yoursel'. Good to see you back, I've followed your political career with great interest and still can't believe the Dragons knocked back your hangover alleviating headgear, quite obviously a million pound idea.